I'm rethinking.
The "Nobby's Edible Coffin" TM hasn't sold well, and I can't seem to find a distributor for my patented "Nobby's Cherry FlavoUred Bleach" TM
But I now have a concept that's marketable, high consumer value and such a bloody neat idea.
"Nobby's Isotonic Sports Meat Pie" TM. An expertly balanced mix of lard-based pastry, with a filling of gravy, off-cuts of beef and pork, spices, herbs and a chemically precise blend of vitamins and lard. A vital resource in any athlete's fridge.
I'm onto a winner aren't I!