Luau!
If you're hungry
for a hunk of fat
and juicy meat
eat my buddy
Pumbaa here
because he is a treat.
Come on down
and dine
on this tasty swine
all you have to
do is get in line.
Aaaare you achin'
foooor some
bacon?
Heeee's a big pig
You could be a
big pig too!
Oy!
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.