My family is Roman Catholic. Seeing as I have two siblings, as far as I'm concerned, my parents only had sex three times, and they didn't enjoy it.
Maybe put a bell on your kid? Like a cat?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Wint wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
Too much effort, just tape bike horns to the bottom of his feet.
I imagine the mood would be killed by the sound of Bobo the clown coming down the hall
pretty much. I wouldnt be able to stop snorting with laughter
I never walked in on my parents but they did divorce when I was 3 so not much time there.
Nudity in our house, while not flaunted, is also no big deal. Xavier knows we sleep in the buff sometimes so I'm thinking he didnt even give it much thought. No questions asked and he hasnt seemed awkward with us.
I just found it amusing that after all the horror stories you hear, it happened to us. Lesson learned: no play time for mom and dad if a thunderstorm is on the radar
I never walked in on my parents, as far as I can remember. I can't even imagine them ever doing it; my mom is a tiny 90-pound woman and my father, for most of my life, was a very big man, six-three and three-hundred-plus.
I have been interrupted a few times myself, though, Thom is still only two so he's not likely to remember or realize what was happening!
I have been interrupted a few times myself, though, Thom is still only two so he's not likely to remember or realize what was happening!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I might have walked in on them once, but if so my mind is doing a good job of protecting me.
I definitely heard them once, all bed-springs and grunting and slapping and then when the noise ceased and all I could hear was some wet panting I heard my mom ask, "Are you alright?" and I started laughing. Then they heard me laughing at them so they answered with nervous giggles and we were laying around in the middle of the night laughing about their sex so naturally we never ate dinner together or made eye contact or talked, ever again.
Edited, Jul 12th 2010 8:29am by Barkingturtle
I definitely heard them once, all bed-springs and grunting and slapping and then when the noise ceased and all I could hear was some wet panting I heard my mom ask, "Are you alright?" and I started laughing. Then they heard me laughing at them so they answered with nervous giggles and we were laying around in the middle of the night laughing about their sex so naturally we never ate dinner together or made eye contact or talked, ever again.
Edited, Jul 12th 2010 8:29am by Barkingturtle
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Never heard them having sex, but once in middle school I skipped school and thought noone would be home and walked into the house only to see my mother completely naked in the kitchen. I don't know who was more freaked out. Last time I ever cut school, even in college.
Shaowstrike wrote:
Wint wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
Too much effort, just tape bike horns to the bottom of his feet.
I imagine the mood would be killed by the sound of Bobo the clown coming down the hall
Not if the two of you have a circus/clown fetish.
Most people I know have a (what I consider to be irrational) fear of clowns. As in, I can ruin the day of several people I know just sending them a picture of Pennywise.
Edited, Jul 12th 2010 11:19am by Wint
Never walked in on my parents having sex, but heard them on occasion. I had the joy of when I was very little of sharing a wall with them. It subsided until my dad remarried and their bedroom was directly below mine, and goddamnit if the heating duct didn't conduct sound so ridiculously well. The only naughty thing I actually remember walking in on my mom doing was weighing baggies of pot, on occasion.
I've never walked in on them.
However, one time I fell asleep in the living room (was like 20 or 21...jk 12 or 13) and woke up at some point that night. They were in there doing it, as I could hear them.
Turned on the TV to some music channel and went back to sleep.
However, one time I fell asleep in the living room (was like 20 or 21...jk 12 or 13) and woke up at some point that night. They were in there doing it, as I could hear them.
Turned on the TV to some music channel and went back to sleep.
I thought this thread was going to be something far different than what it is.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
I thought this thread was going to be something far different than what it is.
Dirty dirty man.
Why do you think I titled it that way?
I walked in on my parents once. It's was the middle of the day and I didn't realized they were home. My dad had built their bed so not to squeak, being an acoustical engineer.
My girls walk in on my ex and me plenty of times as kids. I would tell them to learn to knock first and somehow they seem to have learn their lesson. They were given the talk early on and so I'm sure they were more embarrass then we were.
My girls walk in on my ex and me plenty of times as kids. I would tell them to learn to knock first and somehow they seem to have learn their lesson. They were given the talk early on and so I'm sure they were more embarrass then we were.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Kingoftheweb wrote:
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I get my desire to do terrible things with mine and other people's butts from my dads side of the family.
Confirmed by one drunken night after the divorce when my mom felt like the most appropriate way to show she understood me being gay was telling me my dad used to constantly ask for things up his butt when they were together. Mind bleach shortly followed.
But to my relief, he was good at locking doors.
Confirmed by one drunken night after the divorce when my mom felt like the most appropriate way to show she understood me being gay was telling me my dad used to constantly ask for things up his butt when they were together. Mind bleach shortly followed.
But to my relief, he was good at locking doors.
That is some *** @#%^ing sh*t, ewww.
Welcome to the forums, there are lots of us here.
Also, you're a terribly boring troll. You won't be missed.
Nope. Would have been interesting towards the end of my dads life though since he was a double amputee. Sextuple if you count all the fingers excluding thumb on his hand.
Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:41am by Paskil
Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:41am by Paskil
Tare wrote:
Never heard/saw my parents. Halle-freakin-lujah.
manicshock wrote:
Tare wrote:
Never heard/saw my parents. Halle-freakin-lujah.
I did see my dad's ******** a couple of times. It had kinda flopped out of his shorts while he lounged on the couch watching tv. That made was kinda creepy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
That made was kinda creepy.
Someday you're going to have to buy a U.S. English grammar book if you ever want to fit in down here, miss.
I never walked in on my parents during sex, and I slept down the hall so no noise, but I did walk in on them both in the bathroom. My mom on the toilet and my dad washing his hands. I thought it was gross.
Elne didn't mention that last Balticon she was in the mood, she thought her daughter was asleep, so she got me awake. Turns out her girl wasn't sound asleep, and told us how embarrassed she was. Daughter spent next two nights in a friends room.
Elne didn't mention that last Balticon she was in the mood, she thought her daughter was asleep, so she got me awake. Turns out her girl wasn't sound asleep, and told us how embarrassed she was. Daughter spent next two nights in a friends room.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Tare wrote:
That made was kinda creepy.
Someday you're going to have to buy a U.S. English grammar book if you ever want to fit in down here, miss.
Lol, not enough coffee. Brainie no workie.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What was worse was catching my dad ************ when I was 15.
HyperspaceBypass wrote:
What was worse was catching my dad ************ when I was 15.
Woke up at the wrong time did you?
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What did Kao do this time? There has been an unusually high number of brand spanking new posters in here lately.
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What did Kao do this time? There has been an unusually high number of brand spanking new posters in here lately.
4 is unusual? I just made a new account because I hated my old name and hadn't posted in a year.
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What did Kao do this time? There has been an unusually high number of brand spanking new posters in here lately.
4 is unusual? I just made a new account because I hated my old name and hadn't posted in a year.
What was your old name, VogonConstructorFleet?
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