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What was your old name, VogonConstructorFleet?
I wish, that would be awesome. I was DarthGekko.
I remember you.
That's all I have to say on the subject.
That's all I have to say on the subject.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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You know you can have your name changed, right?
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You know you can have your name changed, right?
I didn't.
HyperspaceBypass wrote:
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You know you can have your name changed, right?
I didn't.
So, you went with HyperspaceBypass as an upgrade to DarthGecko?
Dumbass.
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Dumbass.
Thank you.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, you went with HyperspaceBypass as an upgrade to DarthGecko?
I think it's an improvement.
Kaelesh wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, you went with HyperspaceBypass as an upgrade to DarthGecko?
I think it's an improvement.
Herpes is an improvement over AIDS. It's still herpes.
#62REDACTED,
Posted: Jul 13 2010 at 2:22 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) In your case it seems to be a matter of life and death. :)
Never walked in on my folks but had a couple of coitus interruptus in a similar parental setting to DSD.
Thankfully, the goat costume, the Roseanne Barr mask and the industrial sized ball-gag helped with the anonymity.
So don't worry DF - they don't remember.
Thankfully, the goat costume, the Roseanne Barr mask and the industrial sized ball-gag helped with the anonymity.
So don't worry DF - they don't remember.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
Never walked in on my folks but had a couple of coitus interruptus in a similar parental setting to DSD.
Thankfully, the goat costume, the Roseanne Barr mask and the industrial sized ball-gag helped with the anonymity.
So don't worry DF - they don't remember.
Thankfully, the goat costume, the Roseanne Barr mask and the industrial sized ball-gag helped with the anonymity.
So don't worry DF - they don't remember.
That'll teach you to seek comfort from Dracoid during thunderstorms.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kaelesh wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
So, you went with HyperspaceBypass as an upgrade to DarthGecko?
I think it's an improvement.
No, they both suck, but Darth sucked less.
I used to regularly hear my parents having sex when I was a kid, but never saw them. It never particularly bothered me in more than an eye-rolling sort of way. My little sister, however, was deeply concerned that my mother was being injured and it took a fair amount of explanation and reassurance that all was well to comfort her (and then I just gave her my walkman and had her listen to some music). I think this must have been about the time that I decided that sex education was extremely valuable.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Not that I ever remember but it is plausible that I wandered in as a kid some time looking for them and didn't notice.
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Nexa wrote:
I used to regularly hear my parents having sex when I was a kid, but never saw them. It never particularly bothered me in more than an eye-rolling sort of way. My little sister, however, was deeply concerned that my mother was being injured and it took a fair amount of explanation and reassurance that all was well to comfort her (and then I just gave her my walkman and had her listen to some music). I think this must have been about the time that I decided that sex education was extremely valuable.
Did you tell her the truth or did you tell her something that sounded plausible to a little sister?
HyperspaceBypass wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I used to regularly hear my parents having sex when I was a kid, but never saw them. It never particularly bothered me in more than an eye-rolling sort of way. My little sister, however, was deeply concerned that my mother was being injured and it took a fair amount of explanation and reassurance that all was well to comfort her (and then I just gave her my walkman and had her listen to some music). I think this must have been about the time that I decided that sex education was extremely valuable.
Did you tell her the truth or did you tell her something that sounded plausible to a little sister?
I told her the truth, without getting into the details. I didn't see the point in lying to children about sex even when I was 7.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
When our oldest one caught us, we told him we were "wrestling." When our middle one caught us, we told him that we were in a "tickle fight." That was bad terminology because he promptly tried to join in. The boys were a bit oblivious until they got older and finally realized that their parents were going at it.
However, when our youngest one caught us, she told us that she could hear us and it was gross to smooch while she was around. She has also informed us that smooching is no longer necessary since Daddy was fixed and we can't make babies anymore.
Also, can't remember which kid it was, but a few years ago, one of them opened the door and told Ray to "leave Mommy alone so she can go to sleep."
Edited, Jul 20th 2010 10:38pm by Thumbelyna
However, when our youngest one caught us, she told us that she could hear us and it was gross to smooch while she was around. She has also informed us that smooching is no longer necessary since Daddy was fixed and we can't make babies anymore.
Also, can't remember which kid it was, but a few years ago, one of them opened the door and told Ray to "leave Mommy alone so she can go to sleep."
Edited, Jul 20th 2010 10:38pm by Thumbelyna
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
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Also, can't remember which kid it was, but a few years ago, one of them opened the door and told Ray to "leave Mommy alone so she can go to sleep."
Also, can't remember which kid it was, but a few years ago, one of them opened the door and told Ray to "leave Mommy alone so she can go to sleep."
That's really funny.
I sort of walked in on mine when I was 17. It was dark-ish and they were under the covers. I told them: "sorry, just passing by. Carry on." As a matter of fact I don't know if they did. I never followed up on that, so to speak.
I was quite old but I don't think it would be traumatizing even if I was little. I got educated on sex quite early (knew basic concept by age of 6 I think) without details, obviously. My parents were frank about most adult stuff during my upbringing. I am thankful for that.
I was quite old but I don't think it would be traumatizing even if I was little. I got educated on sex quite early (knew basic concept by age of 6 I think) without details, obviously. My parents were frank about most adult stuff during my upbringing. I am thankful for that.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
However, when our youngest one caught us, she told us that she could hear us and it was gross to smooch while she was around. She has also informed us that smooching is no longer necessary since Daddy was fixed and we can't make babies anymore.
No matter how much soap you use, you can just never get the Catholicism out, can you?
King Nobby wrote:
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Never caught my parents.
I'd imagine once Jillian switches from the crib to a bed, we'll still have a Monitor in her room so we can hear her and the doors will always be closed and locked.
I'd imagine once Jillian switches from the crib to a bed, we'll still have a Monitor in her room so we can hear her and the doors will always be closed and locked.
I walked in on my folks when I was about 6. He was doing her doggy style in the bathroom bent over the toilet. I cried. I thought he was hurting her, and they were so into it all they did is shove me out and shut the door, while mom yelled "I'm ok!"
I actually blocked that out for many years, and didn't remember it till somehow this very topic came up with my cousin, I think he had mentioned walking in on his mom. My dad told the story to him, and he asked about it. Then it all flooded back.
I actually blocked that out for many years, and didn't remember it till somehow this very topic came up with my cousin, I think he had mentioned walking in on his mom. My dad told the story to him, and he asked about it. Then it all flooded back.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
I walked in on my folks when I was about 6. He was doing her doggy style in the bathroom bent over the toilet. I cried. I thought he was hurting her, and they were so into it all they did is shove me out and shut the door, while mom yelled "I'm ok!"
I actually blocked that out for many years, and didn't remember it till somehow this very topic came up with my cousin, I think he had mentioned walking in on his mom. My dad told the story to him, and he asked about it. Then it all flooded back.
I actually blocked that out for many years, and didn't remember it till somehow this very topic came up with my cousin, I think he had mentioned walking in on his mom. My dad told the story to him, and he asked about it. Then it all flooded back.
Let the therapy begin!
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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