Tare wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_3
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
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I can't explain how much of a difference this product has made in my life. It is hard enough being a Carny in a traveling circus, but imagine how hard it is being a magician with all these new laws being passed to protect live animals. I thought my career was over until I found this. There are so many laws and regulations in each and every state about using live animals for performances that I had to give up my number act, pulling a rabbit out of my hat. UNTIL NOW! I was able to skirt the false advertisment laws by telling everyone I would be pulling a "real" rabbit out of my hat. How's that for creative marketing? Sure, they aren't exactly pleased with my act, but what can they do? I told the truth. I'm only in town long enough to get put on the sex offender registry and learn the bathroom stall "knock codes" at the local boys club (if you know what I mean). I would have given it 5 stars, but you have to find a way to keep it chilled or it will start to stink. I don't want to scare off the bearded lady you know.
Work just got a little more tolerable.