Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.