Kao wrote:
While walking home from the local necromancy supply store on the first Wednesday of August, Nilatai will trip over a small rock and skin his knee. The rock will roll down a slight hill, blocking a drain, which proceeds to flood, floating a piece of wood down the street and causing a truck carrying 14,000 gallons of highly flammable tofu extract to veer off the road and into the middle of a construction site, where a crane hoisting a 3000 pound girder is then struck, topples, knocks over a building, which knocks over 3 others, thankfully all unoccupied, domino style until the furthest one over falls, dams a nearby river, floods the entire city, and eventually results in the popular tourist attraction “Venice IIâ€. Ta Da!
I'm going to invest in boats, I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams! Mwahahahhaha.