2006 wrote:
The following people will be eaten by one or more Grues: fenderputy, Sarlos, Elinda
and or kundalini
and or kundalini
2007 wrote:
Elinda and Eminda will fight it out in an epic duel to the death to determine which of them
has the best "E" name! Exodus and Elderon will of course register protest. the winner gets
to rename Lichtenstein!
has the best "E" name! Exodus and Elderon will of course register protest. the winner gets
to rename Lichtenstein!
2008 wrote:
In a massive upset election, Elinda will win a surprising write in campaign to become prime minister of Norway. Her first act in office will be to declare endangered species animals entirely delicious!
2009 wrote:
In a last minute twist of fate, Elinda will be in position to catch the winning touchdown during the 2009 superbowl, but will decline due to not wanting to be tackled by large linebackers.
2010 wrote:
In a stunning coup, Elinda will develop a new form of shoe based on yak bladders. Nike will fall after sweeping sales figures lead to a total loss of business by them. This will lead them to recruit an elite mercenary band of guerrilla yaks to lead… the Yak Attack!
2011 wrote:
Elinda, after a strange industrial accident involving a generator and a ceramic leprechaun, will develop superpowers. The new superhero E-linda will have the ability to zip through the electrical system, fry rogue copy machines with a single glance, and the ability to recall e-mails sent in a drunken stupor before they reach their intended targets! Her Arch Nemesis, Ground Wire Dude is fairly ineffective, since hes always being grounded by his parents…
2012 wrote:
Elinda, secretly one in a series of alphabet prefixed clones, will disappear for a while and reappear as Flinda after a bet goes horribly awry.
2013 wrote:
While walking to the park on Thursday, June 13th at precisely 8:07 am pacific standard time, Elinda will trip over an exposed waffle vein, causing her to drop a package containing 200 giant rubber bouncy balls. The balls then proceed to bounce out of the package, and down the street, where they later collide with a package of antimatter bouncy balls, causing a massive explosion. All is not lost however, as the explosion is directed upwards by a conveniently placed titanium alloy funnel, and ends up inadvertently launching a taco stand to the moon. The stand soon receives awards for outstanding tacos.
I've never been eaten by a grue but it's been years since fenderputy has been seen around these parts......