A guy walks into an Asylum, he says "ow"
... wait, that's not how it goes!
All I know is if I'm bartending, there isn't a Karaoke machine. Nothing is worth that pain if you have perfect pitch. Darts is a good bet though. Maybe some drunken competitive RC helicopter flying competitions on the side (with air to air dart missile hazards?) Actually, come to think of it, aside from the liability issues, thats a damned good idea for a bar.
Also wombats can move over 40 KM/hr on short distance runs, but they only tunnel on average about 1 meter per minute in soft ground. More or less depending on the size of the wombat, water content of the soil, density, etc.