Batshit crazy Republican Michelle Bachmann, whose portfolio includes hits like "They'll use the census to put you in camps", "We need an investigation into Socialists in Congress" and "The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government" has decided not to run for office again in 2014. The fact that she barely won re-election last term (after strong wins previously) and was widely thought to need a miracle to win this next term had nothing to do with it. Or the investigations into her 2012 presidential campaign's funding violations. Rather, the Constitution restricts the president to eight years so she is honor bound to do the same.
Honestly, who cares what rationale she needs to tell herself. Good riddance.
Edited, May 29th 2013 8:37am by Jophiel