trickybeck wrote:
Got a package in the mail today, and opened it without looking at the label, since I was expecting a delivery anyway. Turns out it got put in my mailbox by mistake instead of my neighbor's. It's fertility drugs and a pregnancy test. FUCK.
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Edited, Jul 11th 2013 6:41pm by trickybeck
This thread isn't nearly as interesting as it should be with that title.
Also, just give it back to them. The secrecy makes it creepy. I'm sure they'd rather know it was you that opened it by mistake, rather than some weirdo somewhere in the mail system.
Are fertility drugs really something embarrassing enough to dodge it over? I mean, she's just trying to get pregnant. You didn't get the delivery of her new super-sized horse ***** with realistic shooting action.
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You know what? Let's call that the bonus round. You order one (because I'm assuming you don't have one lying around), and put it in with doctored paperwork. Be as sputtering as possible when you return the box.
Edited, Jul 11th 2013 8:39pm by idiggory
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