Celebrated by falling down the stairs while carrying my son. Fortunately, I landed on my back, slid about 10 feet and caught him mid-fall with my other hand. Was a lot like being shot at, where you feel like you were moving at normal speed in a slow motion movie. I wouldn't recommend it.
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