I've got space AIDS.
It's like regular AIDS, only in space. No-one can hear you scream up here, did you know that?
Seriously though, I have space AIDS.
I mean, seriously, though, AIDS isn't a joking matter. And, frankly, since when has anything good been posted on this website, ever? I'm just perpetuating tradition. Kind of a national passtime, I suppose. Beats getting ****** up the **** for money, though. Get it, prostitution is legal in your country, that's the joke.
No, but seriously, I think you're underestimating how funny it is for me, personally, to make really ****** posts. It's really ******* funny. Also, **** you.
Okay, everyone's bored of me derailing this thread now. 'Now'. Let's all get back to talking about ****** ***** bars or whatever the ****.