The Usual: Me: I have my period. Him: You do? Me: We aren't pregnant again! Him: Me:
This Month: Me: I have my period. Him: When is menopause? Me: about 50 Him: So not too long then! Me:
Me:
eh, I'm moving onto 53 and still bleeding like a stuck pig. Congrats on not being prego (if that is the preferred state). Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.
Well if you don't want kids, isn't it a good thing to get rid of your periods? I mean, you get to deal with bleeding out of your crotch every month for 40 years or so, I imagine you get really sick of that after a while.
Forgot that this place is read at your own risk? I understand though I clicked thinking it was something to do with religion, well there might be one out there along the lines of this discussion.
The Usual: Me: I have my period. Him: You do? Me: We aren't pregnant again! Him: Me:
This Month: Me: I have my period. Him: When is menopause? Me: about 50 Him: So not too long then! Me:
Me:
eh, I'm moving onto 53 and still bleeding like a stuck pig. Congrats on not being prego (if that is the preferred state). Do yourself and sperm injector a favor and find some good effective birth control.
Everything has a failure rate.
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Sew it shut, then weld.
You should be harvesting menstrual blood! The stuff is loaded with nutrients.
Besides we have to pee from there.
I brought tomato soup for lunch...thanks for that..
I brought vanilla yogurt, yum. [:nod:]
Edited, Dec 6th 2013 8:17am by someproteinguy
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." — James D. Nicoll
Invisible rate up for Someproteinguy for knowing that failure rates apply to correctly used birth control too. I would be more excited about menopause being "soon" if it wasn't at least a fifth of my lifetime that just got wished away!
Since when has there ever been controversy over vanilla being a flavor?
Its 'status' as 'being a flavour' isn't controversial, that's not even really possible. Indisputably, it has a taste. Its use in a lot of dishes, especially savoury ones, is pretty divisive, and a lot of people hate it altogether.
At 55, I'm thankful that I rarely suffer from hot flashes and night sweats anymore. The joy of being post menopausal is no longer having to buy feminine hygiene products every month.
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." — James D. Nicoll