You're just upset that the common man has as nice a tree as the one you overspent on
It is, troubling, I admit. What with the used Lexus and iPhones for sale at Wal-mart, how are people to recognize my status? I mean, sure, a $40,00 watch, but am I really supposed to trust that Jimmy and Hambone are going to be able to tell my Patek Phillipe from a Fosil? I mean I thought Jimmy would. I was wrong, though. It was Hambone.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.