This little quiz locates you on a map of the US based on a few simple linguistic characteristics.
It located me in central Wisconsin - that's not too bad. I grew up in the suburbs of Minneapolis, but both parents grew up on Wisconsin dairy farms - both of which my grandparents/uncles continued to farm through my first couple decades. My Dad's farm, particularly was buried in the heart of Wisconsin's farmland. I have lots of girl cousins from the area - they influenced me much as a youngster (they're all STILL diehard Elvis fans).
Edit - Oops, here's the QUIZ
Edited, Dec 23rd 2013 2:38pm by Elinda