We must not have anything like that down here either. The closest thing I could compare it to is a cloverleaf, and I know that's not right.
No, no, cloverleafs result in orderly flows of traffic. Rotaries are where we send our new drivers like Spartans sending their children to kill wolves. Some of them don't come back, but that makes us stronger as a people. Really, they are terrible. Accident magnets. This is what it's like for unitiated:
Take a busy two lane state highway. Make it a circle. Merge 4 or 5 Interstate highways, tiny roads, or other state highways with it at random points on the circle, both entering and existing. Have no traffic controls at all. Add snow and freezing rain 5 months of the year, insane solar glare at least one angle the other 7. Welcome to every 6 miles in New England.
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