Aliens only give away their stuff when they quit the game for good. The question is: how do we make that happen?
Also, he seems so normal at first glance, looks less crazy then your average loon, almost believable. Maybe he just doesn't have the hair for it anymore, poor guy is a bit shiny on top. Enough so he doesn't even need to bring his special hat it seems.
Also, also we can't stop with the nukes because then the terrorists will win.
Also, also, also, what if we destroy all the nukes and the aliens don't save us? What then? Too risky I tell ya.
Edited, Jan 6th 2014 11:28am by someproteinguy
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