But keep real quite and the media will ignore Obama and Hillary's terrible foreign policy track record.
Been pretty good, actually. Hard to argue with, really. I mean the metric is attacks on US soil by foreign terrorists right? We can only assume President McCain would have looked lovingly into the eyes of a suicide bomber and waved him through a white house checkpoint and that President Romney would have been easily duped by Al Queda operatives masquerading as magic underwear salesmen.
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jimbrown45 wrote:
Pray tell what's Obama's view on Iraq?
He says you owe me fiddy dollahs.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's like Varrus came back with better spelling and grammar.
ThiefX, is that you?
ThiefX, is that you?
jimbrown45 wrote:
Include Iraq, and the comparison tells a similar story: about 1,300 Americans killed in operations related to Iraq and Afghanistan combined during the first two and a half or so years we’ve had of the Obama administration, versus less than 600 American casualties in the first full three years of the George W. Bush administration.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Include Iraq, and the comparison tells a similar story: about 1,300 Americans killed in operations related to Iraq and Afghanistan combined during the first two and a half or so years we’ve had of the Obama administration, versus less than 600 American casualties in the first full three years of the George W. Bush administration.
That's Numberwang!
Seriously though, more dead soldiers under Bush, not close. Obama might catch up if he invades Iran or somesuch, but it's pretty unlikely. Obviously the 3000+ civilians Bush simply allowed to die because he was an inadequate protector of the homeland count against him too. Oh well, I guess that's what you get for electing some rich guys son who never fought anything tougher than a head cold.
https://www.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/pages/casualties.xhtml
That's Numberwang!
Seriously though, more dead soldiers under Bush, not close. Obama might catch up if he invades Iran or somesuch, but it's pretty unlikely. Obviously the 3000+ civilians Bush simply allowed to die because he was an inadequate protector of the homeland count against him too. Oh well, I guess that's what you get for electing some rich guys son who never fought anything tougher than a head cold.
https://www.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/pages/casualties.xhtml
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jimbrown45 wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
But keep real quite and the media will ignore Obama and Hillary's terrible foreign policy track record.
Been pretty good, actually. Hard to argue with, really. I mean the metric is attacks on US soil by foreign terrorists right? We can only assume President McCain would have looked lovingly into the eyes of a suicide bomber and waved him through a white house checkpoint and that President Romney would have been easily duped by Al Queda operatives masquerading as magic underwear salesmen.
Been pretty good, actually. Hard to argue with, really. I mean the metric is attacks on US soil by foreign terrorists right? We can only assume President McCain would have looked lovingly into the eyes of a suicide bomber and waved him through a white house checkpoint and that President Romney would have been easily duped by Al Queda operatives masquerading as magic underwear salesmen.
By pretty good you actually mean god awful; your liberal speak-right doesn't work on me.
Damn man, you make me look sane. Keep it up.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
My money is on members of either party ruthlessly slaughtering innocent people if they thought it'd keep us safe at home. Don't know where I got that idea from.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
This is becoming like a score from a musical.
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
Catwho wrote:
This is becoming like a score from a musical.
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
Hmm, I am tempted to go with "bengazi, what the fox says" because I have yet to use my allotted amount of popular culture references, but I think I will go with cute amalgamation:
Bridgegazi.
Fox: *head explodes*
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
Wait, I thought that was all about that actor who played Jackie Treehorn. What's going on here now?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
angrymnk wrote:
Catwho wrote:
This is becoming like a score from a musical.
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
CNN: "NSA is spying on everyone-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
MSNBC: "Governor Christie's buddies caused a traffic jam-"
Fox Chorus: "But Benghazi!"
NPR: "West Virginia's water is now contaminated"
Fox Chorus: "But BENGHAZI!"
Al Jazeera: "Florida police chief shoots a man at a movie -"
Fox: "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!"
NPR: (speaking, hands on hips) "Fox, can you even point out where Benghazi is on a map?"
Fox: "Shut up, everyone knows you're in the tank for Hillary and the Dems."
CNN: "But even the Congressional inquiry -"
Fox: (singing again, runs towards the front of the stage and slides on knees, as balloons and confetti fall from the sky) "BEN- GAH - ZEEEEEEEEE!"
Hmm, I am tempted to go with "bengazi, what the fox says" because I have yet to use my allotted amount of popular culture references, but I think I will go with cute amalgamation:
Bridgegazi.
Fox: *head explodes*
Ya know, I would pay to see a spliced together version of Ylvis and Fox News sound-clips. I think it would be a quality video.
Edit: Found one.
Edited, Jan 15th 2014 6:04am by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
The Internet: Working as Intended.
Just as planned.
Just as planned.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Timelordwho wrote:
Ya know, I would pay to see a spliced together version of Ylvis and Fox News sound-clips. I think it would be a quality video.
Edit: Found one.
Edited, Jan 15th 2014 6:04am by Timelordwho
the video wrote:
"It still begs the question, why would you be interested in the founder of Christianity."
*blink*
*blink*
The thing that cracked me up about the "why would you be interested in the founder of Christianity?" was that he gave her a WTF? look and then tried to answer her instead of calling her out on it.
People don't call pundits out on their Shit nearly often enough, IMO.
People don't call pundits out on their Shit nearly often enough, IMO.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
The thing that cracked me up about the "why would you be interested in the founder of Christianity?" was that he gave her a WTF? look and then tried to answer her instead of calling her out on it.
People don't call pundits out on their Shit nearly often enough, IMO.
People don't call pundits out on their Shit nearly often enough, IMO.
His answer in the full interview was poorly worded. The whole interview was pretty ****** from both sides. She was obviously stuck on talking points from her managers, and he wasn't handling the answers very well and was stuck on a loop of "It's my job, I'm a scholar" mixed with a couple pretty crappy analogies.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Sounds like an Alma/gbaji thread in video form.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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