Your jealously is so transparent.
My Governor is a black dude named Deval. Do you really think your middle aged white guy named "Kitzhaber" is cooler? Also, Kitzhaber when to Dartmouth. DARTMOUTH. On purpose, we presume absent a court order or physical kidnapping. I rest my case.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.