Shame on you Joph. Supporting those evil apps that are "boosting" Nabi's style.
(I hate these commercials, just for the record...)
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TirithRR wrote:
Debalic wrote:
The buckets of actual legos I had to confiscate because he had a habit of dumping them all out then losing interest and never picking them up.
I assume the soles of your feet are covered in rectangle shaped scars?
Rows and rows of tiny little circles, like the footprints from a herd of baby octopi.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Debalic wrote:
The buckets of actual legos I had to confiscate because he had a habit of dumping them all out then losing interest and never picking them up.
I assume the soles of your feet are covered in rectangle shaped scars?
Rows and rows of tiny little circles, like the footprints from a herd of baby octopi.
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TirithRR wrote:
Shame on you Joph. Supporting those evil apps that are "boosting" Nabi's style.
He actually has a Nabi. But he has no time or patience for the animated face (it only comes up twice a day, max) and skips right past it. We're supporting all that you hate!
[Edit: I realize the video I posted was for iOS but we're an Android family here]
Edited, May 30th 2014 5:15pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So it actually has a face? I thought that was just for the commercial...
Now I think I hate that thing even more. Especially if it talks in that same voice. I'd try to smother it with a pillow or something. Just to hear it cry.
Now I think I hate that thing even more. Especially if it talks in that same voice. I'd try to smother it with a pillow or something. Just to hear it cry.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
First time you turn it on in the morning, it does the "Red Bird" song. If it's still on when the time controls say shut down, it does some little "Goodnight" bit which isn't really a song. Anyway, Joph v3.0 skips past the former and uses the latter as reason to get upset that bedtime is nigh.
Edited, May 30th 2014 5:45pm by Jophiel
Edited, May 30th 2014 5:45pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
[Edit: I realize the video I posted was for iOS but we're an Android family here]
I was wondering about that. Looks like I should get it for our Kindle.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
My little one likes abcmouse. Maybe we'll get her a tablet toy now that she's stopped jumping off things.
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lolgaxe wrote:
My little one likes abcmouse. Maybe we'll get her a tablet toy now that she's stopped jumping off things.
Stopped jumping off things? What did you do, remove her legs?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
She fell down three stairs onto the dog who was sleeping and freaked out and ever since she's been more cautious. Also the dog doesn't sleep at the foot of the stairs anymore so it's like hitting the lottery.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Ah, there you go. Nothing like a traumatizing event to instill obedience in kids and pets.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
We don't let the boy use tablets, we're essentially raising him Amish. He goes to sleep when the sun goes down, wakes up at dawn, and has no screen time. We just bought Hannah a Nook HD (85 on groupon!). She'd use it probably 100 hours continuously if we let her.
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Yeah, both our would never get off their devices if allowed. Fortunately, the little guy just views the time controls as a force of nature and while he gets upset when it locks the device up on him, he doesn't blame us or beg us about it. He's just upset that it's over.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lolgaxe wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Was having an interesting conversation about kickstarters just a week ago, and a co-worker pointed out that while they allow new ideas and projects to gain investment from a broader base of people of more modest means,
Technically, I was flying the 3d printed quadcopter my co-worker got for his $50 kickstarter donation when the conversation came up. So not so much "boring", as "we can talk whilst buzzing people with the copter".
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Technically, I was flying the 3d printed quadcopter my co-worker got for his $50 kickstarter donation when the conversation came up. So not so much "boring", as "we can talk whilst buzzing people with the copter".
Interesting that you think this is somehow "less boring" because of the addition of a tiny plastic toy. I was reading the phonebook aloud and everyone complained, so now I'm reading the phonebook aloud with a LEGO FIGURE! BOOM, EXCITEMENT, BABY!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
so now I'm reading the phonebook aloud with a LEGO FIGURE! BOOM, EXCITEMENT, BABY!
Edited, Jun 2nd 2014 3:16pm by someproteinguy
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gbaji wrote:
Technically, I was flying the 3d printed quadcopter my co-worker got for his $50 kickstarter donation when the conversation came up. So not so much "boring", as "we can talk whilst buzzing people with the copter".
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Yeah, both our would never get off their devices if allowed. Fortunately, the little guy just views the time controls as a force of nature and while he gets upset when it locks the device up on him, he doesn't blame us or beg us about it. He's just upset that it's over.
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