What's odd to me is, I grew up hearing both of those expressions in Tennessee. Is there such a language as Rural?
No, it's just that you are a timeless being who has wandered the Earth throughout her history, Buddha of the first epoch or maybe just a bodhisattva delaying Nirvana for the good of all. Perhaps living for a while as the Empress Wu Zetian, perhaps as Catherine the Great. Who can say?
Did the rubes you grew up with really use "poke" to refer to bags?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.