Demea wrote:
Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus?
Why does this guy sound like he escaped from Warhammer 40K?
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Kavekkk wrote:
Maybe some Kurds got in the whey?
Just as Planned.
I get it, it's funny because genocide.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Demea wrote:
Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus? I feel like we should.
Just to pique your interest, on his actually, totally not made-up website, he has listed the faults of the US government, including (all direct quotes):
He's also prophecized the Second American Civil War, which if not begun already, he promises to begin himself. And he once sacrificed a live goat and drank its blood.
So, y'know, a truly well-rounded politician.
Edited, Oct 8th 2015 5:49pm by Demea
Just to pique your interest, on his actually, totally not made-up website, he has listed the faults of the US government, including (all direct quotes):
- It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites.
- It has allowed the Media to become a veritable Leviathan, calling “freedom of the press†what is merely the unaccountable influence of money over the minds of an ignorant public.
- It has allowed the degradation of our ancestral Holy Days in the name of Tolerance, demeaning Christian Rites for fear of the Jews. Where Nativity scenes are allowed, there must stand a menorah of equal visibility.
- It has abandoned its eugenics programs & elitist mindset in favor of a decadent ideology that rejects the beauty of strength and demands the exponential growth of the weakest, the least intelligent, and the most diseased.
- It has provided billions upon billions of dollars in financial aid to the Third World, helping them not to improve their quality of life but to breed more children dependent on foreign aid.
He's also prophecized the Second American Civil War, which if not begun already, he promises to begin himself. And he once sacrificed a live goat and drank its blood.
So, y'know, a truly well-rounded politician.
Edited, Oct 8th 2015 5:49pm by Demea
Well, he is right about the media ( kinda, interwebz messed it up ), but I am not sure what he means by 'abandon eugenics program'.
I assume the media decided that since the public wants non-establishment, they are gonna find the most wacky candidates out there? Surely they know what they are encouraging here.
Your soul was made of fists.
Jar the Sam
Jar the Sam
A slide whistle and other assorted Looney Toons sound effects and you can put the laughter back in manslaughter. Just wait till we have President Invictus to amp it to 11.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Wacky FL Senate guy wrote:
It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites
Does he want the new immigrants to slaughter us, drive the remnants onto reservations and take our lands?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kind of explains why some people are so afraid of immigration.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Wacky FL Senate guy wrote:
It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites
Does he want the new immigrants to slaughter us, drive the remnants onto reservations and take our lands?
I don't think he wants it, but he could respect it. You know, you don't want Genghis to come and burn your village, but at least he's a successful go getter, you know, our kind of person.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
"Look, we can either burn your village, murder your children, steal all your stuff and rape your women or... we can just sort of loiter about in your Section 8 housing, drinking fermented mare's milk (that we bought with food stamps) and playing our loud Mongolian ethnic music. Yeah, everyone picks the burning and rape..."
Edited, Oct 9th 2015 11:23am by Jophiel
Edited, Oct 9th 2015 11:23am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, I am against rape and pillaging, but the barbecue is really good ... decisions decisions.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
They'd fit right in at the Number 6 dance.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You know, I can remember when I didn't HAVE to pick between English and Mongolian at the ATM... 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
They'd fit right in at the Number 6 dance.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
You know, I can remember when I didn't HAVE to pick between English and Mongolian at the ATM...
You should move to Xinjiang, I hear they are good at solving this kind of problem.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Just look out for collapsing bridges, exploding chairs, cannibal escalators, toxic clouds ...
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Just look out for collapsing bridges, exploding chairs, cannibal escalators, toxic clouds ...
Manhole landmines
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Life imitates art. Apples not included.
New Hampshire wrote:
The discovery of a Death Note-inspired notebook at a New Hampshire high school has left parents rattled.
According to NH1, administrators at Nashua High School North met Tuesday with the parents of 17 students who were listed in the book, along with a description of how and when they would die.
“This book was found by a student with the ways, times and dates 17 students were going to die,†one unnamed parent said. “My daughter in particular was pretty horrific, disturbing and explicit.†School officials maintain that no one was ever in any danger.
In Death Note, Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata’s hit manga turned anime and live-action movie franchise, a high school student sets out to rid the world of evil using a supernatural notebook that kills anyone whose name is written in it.
The school notified families by email Friday about the “death note,†but some parents are upset they weren’t told earlier. Students apparently knew about the list before then, but some say they wouldn’t say anything for fear their names could be added to its pages.
The name of the student who owned the notebook isn’t being released, but Superintendent Mark Conrad said the school has taken appropriate action. “We did not find any evidence that the student had intended to harm students or that there were any plans beyond simply placing the students’ names on the list,†he told WMUR.
One parent said she felt bad for the student, telling NH1, ““My words to that girl would be that I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you feel so sad. I’m sorry you felt so alone and alienated and wronged. No one should have to feel that alone and honestly as a mom my heart breaks for her.â€
“Death note†scares occurred with some frequency in the United States between 2008 and 2010 — an attempt to ban the manga in Albuquerque Public Schools failed in 2010 — but have died down more recently. Still, this is at least the fourth incident to occur this year; the most recent was in June in Connecticut.
According to NH1, administrators at Nashua High School North met Tuesday with the parents of 17 students who were listed in the book, along with a description of how and when they would die.
“This book was found by a student with the ways, times and dates 17 students were going to die,†one unnamed parent said. “My daughter in particular was pretty horrific, disturbing and explicit.†School officials maintain that no one was ever in any danger.
In Death Note, Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata’s hit manga turned anime and live-action movie franchise, a high school student sets out to rid the world of evil using a supernatural notebook that kills anyone whose name is written in it.
The school notified families by email Friday about the “death note,†but some parents are upset they weren’t told earlier. Students apparently knew about the list before then, but some say they wouldn’t say anything for fear their names could be added to its pages.
The name of the student who owned the notebook isn’t being released, but Superintendent Mark Conrad said the school has taken appropriate action. “We did not find any evidence that the student had intended to harm students or that there were any plans beyond simply placing the students’ names on the list,†he told WMUR.
One parent said she felt bad for the student, telling NH1, ““My words to that girl would be that I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you feel so sad. I’m sorry you felt so alone and alienated and wronged. No one should have to feel that alone and honestly as a mom my heart breaks for her.â€
“Death note†scares occurred with some frequency in the United States between 2008 and 2010 — an attempt to ban the manga in Albuquerque Public Schools failed in 2010 — but have died down more recently. Still, this is at least the fourth incident to occur this year; the most recent was in June in Connecticut.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Playboy is dropping nude women from its magazine. It will instead feature "scantily clothed" women and, I assume, focus more on articles.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Good choice Heff, since Maxim doesn't already exist.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Playboy is dropping nude women from its magazine. It will instead feature "scantily clothed" women and, I assume, focus more on articles.
Is that what the fifty ancient geezers that still buy Playboy in 2015 want? Might be a good decision.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
lolgaxe wrote:
Good choice Heff, since Maxim doesn't already exist.
This'll be classier. The Esquire of Maxims!
I actually had a subscription last year since it was one of those $5 deals from one of those CheapDiscountMagazineDeals.com sites. I figured that, for five bucks, you couldn't really go wrong. The "20 Questions" portion was usually worth reading and boobs are still boobs. Still, I wouldn't have wanted to pay more than five bucks for the year's worth (10 issues, really since they do two double issues to save costs).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Let's all judge Jophiel for a bit.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
I can take it 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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