My wife made herself a fresh tea and left it on the table beside her laptop while she tended to the children. Our Ferret got up on the table and tipped it over onto her laptop. My wife didn't notice so it happened sometime within a 30 minute period and was found post tech apocalypse.
Upside down, battery out, open on a towel all night. It now turns on (that's a massive improvement) but the keyboard doesn't work, I know what I'll be doing on my Friday night...
While dealing with that and googling "why is my wife retarded" the power supply on my desktop had an emo moment and /slitwrist so I had to go to the only electronics store still open at 8:30 pm and buy one of the 4 power supplies they had in stock and replace it...
While dealing with all of this I was in the process of fixing another device that required extensive computer powaaaaaah so I had my laptop open running various thingamajigsthatwontbementioned and it crashed mid superimportant3hrthingamajigprocess...
I'm moving to a cave.