Omnibus Politics Thread: Campaign 2016 EditionFollow

I can't hear you over the scent of how wrong you are.

Melissa McCarthy Gone at 45 - We Remember

That has nothing to do with politics but it feels like every third clickbait link is implying that Melissa McCarthy is dead or something.

MCARYTHISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OPEN PARENTHESIS COMMONLY ABBREVIATED TO THE USA CLOSE PARENTHESIS BUT MELISSA MCARTHY IS QUITE DEAD I ASKED ELVIS AND HE SAID NEW PARAGRAPH OPEN QUOTATION MARKS LISTEN YOUNG SONNY JIM THAT LADY IS DEAD AS CAN BE AND THERE IS NO USE YOU SNIVELLING OVER IT THE MASONS GOT TO HER JUST THE WAY THEY GOT TO MICHAEL JACKSON MY BELOVED SON IN LAW FULL STOP HERE LISTEN HERE COME WITH ME TO MARS WITH THE MARTIANS WHERE WE CAN STRIKE BACK AGAINST THEIR MACK IN NATIONS WHAT DO YOU SAY QUESTION MARK CLOSE QUOTATION MARKS NEW PARAGRAPH I TOLD HIM TO GO AND **** HIMSELF AND TROD ALL OVER HIS BLUE SUEDE SHOWS AND THREW THEM CLEAN THROUGH THE DRYWALL BECAUSE HIS MUSIC WAS POOR IN QUALITY I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT I TOLD HIM CLEAR ELVIS YOU ARE A PIECE OF **** I SAID I SAID I SAID LOOK OKAY ONE THING THOUGH CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEIR RAY GUNS AND I TOOK IT FROM HIM BEFORE HE COULD STOP ME AND I KILLED AND KILLED AND KILLED AND THAT WAS THE TRUE CAUSE OF THE DECLINE IN QUALITY OF PRINT JOURNALISM IF YOU FOLLOW ME INTO THE JAWS OF HELL WELL THAT'S WHERE I MET MY WIFE THE HOW DO YOU SAY M R S KAVEK I SAID TO HER SUCK A BUS I WOULD RATHER NOT HA HA HA AND SHE FLAYED ME ALIVE FOR THREE YEARS IT WAS MUCH LIKE MY OTHER RELATIONSHIPS IN THAT REGARD IN PARTICULAR MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOTHER OF TIMELORD IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING NOT TO SPEAK TOO EUPHEMISTICALLY BUT SHE WAS QUITE THE ***** OF BABYLON IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT AND STILL IS HO HO HO ANYWAY I HAVE BEEN PROGRESSING WELL IN MY SWAHILI THANK YOU FOR ASKING AND I HOPE TO SPEAK WITH YOU SOON IN JUST THAT TONGUE OR LANGUAGE BUT FRANKLY CONCERNS HAVE BEEN RAISED THAT I AM APPROPRIATING THE CULTURE OF OTHERS I SAID LOOK YOU CALL IT CULUTRAL APPROPRIATION I CALL IT CULTURAL APPROBATION THE POLICE WOMAN LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID LOOK I AM ALL FOR WORD PLAY SIR BUT THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE AND YOU ARE NOW ON PROBATION I SAID OKAY BUT LOOK DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME COFFEE IN MANDARIN CHINESE COFFEE IS KA-FEI AND THE CHARACTER FOR FEI IS USED WITH A SLIGHT ALTERATION AS THE CHARACTER FOR AFRICA WHICH IS CALLED FEIZHOU BUT GIVEN THAT THE LADY HAD TAKEN AGAINST MY LAST PIECE OF PUNNING SO STRONGLY I DECIDED WELL YOU KNOW YOU PICK YOUR BATTLES OR HAVE MEXICANS DO IT FOR YOU FOR DOLLARS AN HOUR SO WELL I DID NOT TELL HER THIS SHE WAS SPARED AS YOU ARE NOT SHE IS AN ANGEL AND SHE WILL BE RAPTURED LONG BEFORE THE LOCUSTS EAT THE EYES OF THE REST OF US FROM OUR SCREAMING SKULLS I ENGAGED IN SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH HER FOR TWELVE HOURS IN A SKIP BEHIND THE COFFEE SHOP AND IMPREGNATED A SACK OF WASTE BEANS MY CHILD SPRANG FROM IT ON THE THIRD DAY AND ATE THE WHIMSY OF JOPHIEL BEFORE HE DIED I LOVED HIM AS A SON BUT HIS TIME WAS BRIEF IN ANY CASE IN CONCLUSION I WISH TO SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING INTO THIS PHONE FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW AND WHO IS TO SAY THAT WHAT I HAVE SAID IS NOT RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC AT HAND I WILL FIND THESE PEOPLE AND I WILL PAINT THEM A DISTRESSING SHADE OF ORANGE THEY WILL WAIL THEY WILL WEEP THEY WILL GNASH THEIR TEETH BUT I WILL DO IT AND A PLAGUE UPON THEM FOR ALL I CARE I BID YOU ALL GOOD DAY FULL STOP

Gbaji hacked my account.

Noice.

In election news, Hillary calls millions of Americans "deplorables", memes likely incoming.

Edit: Yep, the memes have started.


Edited, Sep 10th 2016 3:55am by Poldaran

A final solution. /nod

Too soon?

Just like your outfit, darling.

August 2014 NEVER ENDS. https://archive.is/20160915210707/http://www.salon.com/2016/09/15/gamergater/

Edit: Goofy ass archive link borked the link code.

Edited, Sep 16th 2016 2:00pm by Poldaran

The goofy *** link doesn't play well with the forum and I'm not going to run it through a URL shortener. Copy/paste the whole thing.

Edited, Sep 22nd 2016 12:00pm by lolgaxe

I always knew racism was Obama's fault.

I was hoping for a few days of spin.