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No way am I giving up my massage chair ... except maybe for a new model.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You can have a model and still have a chair, this isn't North Korea.
A model that gives you massages while you're spinning in your chair?
Might just have to work weekends for a while; because it's totally crunch time for that project and everything...
Edited, Sep 23rd 2016 11:03am by someproteinguy
Might just have to work weekends for a while; because it's totally crunch time for that project and everything...
Edited, Sep 23rd 2016 11:03am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Yodabunny wrote:
You can have a model and still have a chair, this isn't North Korea.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Prima Nocta only devalues the model, you can still have it.
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
Well, Sanders endorsed Clinton, but supposedly that was due to more direct death threats.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
Well, Sanders endorsed Clinton, but supposedly that was due to more direct death threats.
Sanders has always maintained that he would endorse Hilary if he didn't win the nomination.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Yeah, I belatedly realized my comment wasn't exactly relevant to the discussion.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
I dread the fact, that I actually should make myself watch the debate tonight, to see how it goes in real time. Up until now, I just waited for the next day analyst of pundits and friends online.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Debalic wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
Also, if Hillary faints, I win $20. $10 if she only has a 4+ minute long coughing fit.
No good can come of this. Much lulz, perhaps. But no good.
Edit: Oh crap. I just realized why they said strobe light. ****. I might end up owing someone $25 if she has a seizure.
Edited, Sep 26th 2016 1:59pm by Poldaran
Edit: Oh crap. I just realized why they said strobe light. ****. I might end up owing someone $25 if she has a seizure.
Edited, Sep 26th 2016 1:59pm by Poldaran
I gave up after twenty minutes.
Edit: I lied. Both candidates were shit, but Trumpy was fireass diarrhea. Trying to talk about health while sniffing like a coke-fiend probably won't work out for him.
Edited, Sep 26th 2016 10:59pm by lolgaxe
Edit: I lied. Both candidates were shit, but Trumpy was fireass diarrhea. Trying to talk about health while sniffing like a coke-fiend probably won't work out for him.
Edited, Sep 26th 2016 10:59pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Giuliani is floating the "Trump shouldn't do any more debates because everyone is so unfair to him" thing that campaign surrogates do, in case you needed any hint as to how the night went.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
How dare people actually expect Trump to answer for his own comments.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I very happily ignored the whole thing. Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
He says he wasn't sniffling, it was a defective mic. Sounds like a coverup about his health to me, probably AIDs.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Likely armadillo syphilis. You know, from all those armadillos people says he fucks. I'm not saying he fucks armadillos but a lot of people are talking about it. Very smart people.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gary Johnson had another Aleppo moment, this time when asked he couldn't name another foreign leader.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Johnson can join the esteemed pantheon of Palin and Perry for deer-in-the-headlights politics. But, hey, let's keep pretending this guy is a serious candidate just because he's "different".
Edited, Sep 29th 2016 9:06am by Jophiel
Edited, Sep 29th 2016 9:06am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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