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#1677 Oct 14 2016 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Trump is adding Carlos Slim to his list of global Illuminati anti-Trump cabal devil worshippers, aligned to stop him. Apparently the Mexican billionaire is working with Secretary Clinton to get false assault allegations planted in the New York Times.

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Given they're all rapists and murderers down there he should feel lucky they're just saying mean things about him in a newspaper.
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#1678 Oct 14 2016 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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The janitor where I work is a hardcore trumpeter. He wears t-shirts he bought from Infowars every day. He prints off "news"letters and leaves them in the break room. This week he has tripled his efforts. Cornering anyone who even says hello with his list of conspiracies and what not. And today he had a stack of "Hillary for Prison" bumper stickers he was handing out while wearing his "Hillary for Prison" t-shirt. Usually he wears that one or the "End the TSA" shirt. But the Hillary for Prison one is his favorite.
Ask him if he's heard of #ForkHillary, which is where you watch Clinton speeches through the tines of a fork to simulate prison bars.
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#1679 Oct 14 2016 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Anyone know how to contact Nixnot? I need someone to blow up an image to poster size and am too lazy to google it, but I think that was something he used to do.
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#1680 Oct 14 2016 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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#1681 Oct 14 2016 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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I don't have a fireplace. I do, however, have several spergs telling me Scalia was assassinated. Also, this is apparently a thing.
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#1682 Oct 14 2016 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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#1683 Oct 14 2016 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why not just have the print shop blow the image up? A poster sized image doesn't do you any good unless it's on a poster.
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#1684 Oct 14 2016 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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Some of the new Wikileak emails from Hillary show that they were talking with Blink 182 about releasing UFO documents.
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#1685 Oct 14 2016 at 1:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Was it anything more than the singer guy contacting them? I read about that, not about any response.
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#1686 Oct 14 2016 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well that beats anything else I've heard coming from the leaks. Was reading through the /r/thedonald "finds" yesterday and it was mostly just your run-of-the-mill political backstabbing and manipulation junk.
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#1687 Oct 14 2016 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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Do the majority of Americans still believe the United States is still the greatest country? How can they justify that when these are the 2 options you've narrowed down to become your next President?
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#1688 Oct 14 2016 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd guess that most people think of America in larger terms than who has the White House keys for four years.
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#1689 Oct 14 2016 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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I'd guess that most people think of America in larger terms than who has the White House keys for four years.

Do the doors even have locks anymore? With the 24/7 security it would seem unnecessary.
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#1690 Oct 14 2016 at 9:01 PM Rating: Good
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Do the majority of Americans still believe the United States is still the greatest country? How can they justify that when these are the 2 options you've narrowed down to become your next President?


Americans are playing on Hard Mode.
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#1691 Oct 14 2016 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'd guess that most people think of America in larger terms than who has the White House keys for four years.

Do the doors even have locks anymore? With the 24/7 security it would seem unnecessary.

Sure. It let's comedians from the 1980s make "How come the 7/11 has door locks if they're always open?!" style jokes.
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#1692 Oct 14 2016 at 9:29 PM Rating: Good
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Anyone know how to contact Nixnot? I need someone to blow up an image to poster size and am too lazy to google it, but I think that was something he used to do.

Kinkos, FedEx Office, etc. companies will do it.

You'll have a problem with that image though due to the low resolution. If you cannot find a higher resolution version, then you'll want to look into tools to vectorize the image for an upscale.
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#1693 Oct 14 2016 at 9:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Three men arrested in plot to car bomb an apartment complex full of Somali Muslims the day after the election.

Edited, Oct 14th 2016 10:32pm by Jophiel
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#1694 Oct 14 2016 at 11:51 PM Rating: Good
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I'm starting to think the reason we can't call white Christian men terrorists is because they are never actually successful at carrying out an attack.
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#1695 Oct 15 2016 at 3:12 AM Rating: Good
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I'm starting to think the reason we can't call white Christian men terrorists is because they are never actually successful at carrying out an attack.
I usually call such people "traitors"...or "apostate".
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#1696 Oct 15 2016 at 4:54 AM Rating: Good
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I'd guess that most people think of America in larger terms than who has the White House keys for four years.
Smiley: lol @ most people thinking bigger picture.

Maybe you should scale that back to some.
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#1697 Oct 15 2016 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently the Trump campaign thinks the best way to exonerate Trump from these allegations is to produce a witness who says Trump was lying (he really did interact with the person on the plane) but she was flirting with him so it was OK. Smiley: oyvey
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#1698 Oct 15 2016 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm starting to think the reason we can't call white Christian men terrorists is because they are never actually successful at carrying out an attack.

Dylann Roof did okay. Sadly.
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#1699 Oct 15 2016 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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Why not just have the print shop blow the image up? A poster sized image doesn't do you any good unless it's on a poster.
Nixnot worked at a print shop, as I recall. I think it may have been a Kinkos or something.

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Kinkos, FedEx Office, etc. companies will do it.
That's why I was thinking Nixnot. Well, that and hoping for a Zam discount. Smiley: tongue
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#1700 Oct 15 2016 at 8:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently the Trump campaign thinks the best way to exonerate Trump from these allegations is to produce a witness who says Trump was lying (he really did interact with the person on the plane) but she was flirting with him so it was OK. Smiley: oyvey

Linky?
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Linky: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/14/donald-trumps-campaign-puts-forward-british-witness-to-refute-cl/

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Mr Gilberthorpe, a former Conservative Party activist, previously claimed in The Sunday Mirror to have procured teenage boys for British politicians to have sex with, with the knowledge of Margaret Thatcher.

Mr Gilberthorpe also set up the late Conservative MP Piers Merchant - allowing him to stay at his flat in York, and secretly filming Merchant having sex with his mistress. Mr Gilberthorpe was reportedly paid £25,000 by the same paper, The Sunday Mirror, for his role in the sting.
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“I mean, no decent human being could sit by and have a woman go on television and tell the United States of America — accuse an individual of sexually molesting.

Emphasis mine. Not that being a scumbag prevents you from witnessing something. More skeptical that he seems to remember it so well.

Edited, Oct 15th 2016 9:58am by Jophiel
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