Story ? maybe...Follow

I was bored so I decided to look at the story that was posted earlier (subjet ".") and since i had some time, I just put all the little parts of each posts together...and here is the result. ENJOY ! ^^
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So he ran up to a manticore and asked for some juice to bathe his tail in. The Manticore looked at him in disgust and then belched impressively. His mother was so ashamed that she took away his... The End >:O Or so he thought, for it was only beginning. The nearby Torama wandered into the yard followed by a goblin,and tunnel worm? what tunnel worm is doing here? and how is it following me?! He thought. Then he realized that the story ended, so he said his final words THE END (no sequel) Suddenly, a level 75 Hollywood Producer/Director happened upon his story and used his 2-hour ability "Big Budget" to make the sequel....

the return of the tunnel worm!!

at the edge of South Gustaberg cliff lied a helpless fishertaru being sucked in by a bastore bream as and so our hero ignored the spoiler and continued To walk down the path find redemption only to realize he had left his map in is mog house, and thus he went to the Auction House and bought all the banana cream pie and he ate it all, then he began to realize, they have no rest rooms, he decided To put on a bronze subligar, so that no one would notice. Meanwhile, the fisher taru, stuck halfway down the gullet of the bastore bream saw that guy in subligar and wondered why he couldnt be a little bit taller like a basketball hoop, and so, he bought elevator shoes and tried to walk but he tripped on his own shoes.... the subligar man saw that and he stole his shoes so he could jack up the price on the AH and a GM banned him >:) but the SE chairman saw this thread and like it and fire the GM XD so the subligar man returned to the world of vanadiel wondering WTH happen just a moment ago when he pooed and let out an erotic smell which made the nearby leaping lizzy drop more elevator shoes which the subligiar man Gave to a nearby n00b named Mr. Biggs, who was soo happy for the offer he poopied his pants!So the subligar man continue is way to see the president of bastok whose city was incidentally made out of **** so the subligar man didnt feel so out of place, so he let his **** go wild, but some freak science accident happened and his **** turned into a pile of gold coins. He grabbed the gold coins and screamed "where's my poo!!!" He was not happy about the transformation his poo made because it did not smell genuine anymore :\ so he bought some air freshener and cast "anti-matter" on it, turning it into air stenchener which caused an evacuation of the neighborhood, then the pentagon until all of vin' diel had to evacuate to Kazham, where a lot of people were getting lost in the jungles never to be found again until the subligar man appeared upon his new Chocobo steed. Now wearing gold plated subligar he bought from all the gold coins he pooped out. He proclaimed

..."I AM GOD!"...

then he saw a gay little mandy got off his choco, farted on the MANDY (hahaha ther u go for sleepin me all those times!! sukka!) and then the mandy tried to eat him but he busted out his Musketeer Gun +1 and iced him. However, fighting in a Gold-plated Subligar had chaffed his groin something awful, so he asked Brygid for advice. She told him the one thing that would not help : to take a bath without removing those nice shiny and rustable subliqar (she didn't want to see THAT). THE WORLD WILL FALL TO VICIOUS ARMIES OF RAMEN NOODLES!
A gay Goblin heard this, sidled up to him, and took out a bottle of KY to slip and slide all the way down Vomp Hill, which is far more innocent than what was going to be said. Brygid looked at the Taru cheesypoof vendor and demanded that he destroy the subligar man because he...


...to be continued...