You know, if you really were serious about something like this, you wouldn't be posting where a good portion of the people are Bastokan. We've been keeping an eye on this thread and now that you have even posted what week you plan on doing it, our alliance of Bastokan linkshells will be out there as well.
THIS IS A CALL TO ALL BASTOKANS!!! THEY CALL IT A WASTELAND (even though we all know it has by far the best music) AND NOW THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST WALK OVER AND TAKE IT? NEVER! WE ARE NOT GOING TO STAND BY WHILE THE PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY INSULT OUR LAND NOW DECIDE THEY WANT IT!
I am encouraging you all to go and buy yourself some subligar or slops and level up a job! Bring every last Bastokan friend you have! All Bastokan black mages, go claim every last bee and goblin and quadav you can, and train them to The Fumaroles. I want to see people with ranged weapons, stealing every last mob you can before a filthy San d'Orian hand can touch it!
We must coordinate our efforts to protect our fair mining land. The foolish elvaans think they can take our copper ores and our wild onion-toting gobbies? Never! We bled on these lands in the early days, sacrificing our lives to the insufferable quadavs, ornery sheep, vultures, and that one evil goblin digger up on Vomp Hill that I'm sure we are all familiar with. We cannot sit idly by while the snooty elvaans earn the ability to teleport to OUR outpost. We must protect our land at all costs! Whatever your plans were for this holiday, cancel them! There will be no holiday for Bastok this year.
To every Bastokan Linkshell, this is a call to arms! Coordinate your efforts with QueeniexB of the DigitalBackSpin Linkshell and together we will save our beautiful Gustaberg from the snooty, croissont-eating frenc... er elvaans!
Disclaimer: Whoever decides to take this too far and get all pissy, since I know someone will, it's all in good fun and you need to get a life.