I got one... Though It's pretty famous...
Heard this one from a frined of mine Back over in Limberry. there was this little shop that made some fo the best Shumai dumplings ever... but the rumor was that they were made from human flesh...
now my friend, he's been around, so he dicides to try this place out. It's a bit of a walk, and on the way home, he gets this feelign he's beign followed or watched... Well, somethign triggers him to look in the box at the 9 shumai he bought... and what he saw really spooked him...
one of the shumai was missing.
So, he keeps walking, thinking the shopkeep miscounted. the shumai must have been missing form the start. well, after a little while longer, the feeling came back, and he just had to look in the box again. Now TWO are missing!!
He slams the box shut and keeps walking, though quite a bit faster. He turns to take a shortcut home, and looks int he box agian.
FOUR shumai are missing!! What's going on?! What sort of Evil Force is at work?! He screams and starts running, and he stopped after a full league. Figuring he's finally outrun the evil, he look in the box again, and not one shumai remains!!!
he slams the box shut, and stays there, cowering. Surely some greater minion of hell was haunting him... eating the shumai when he wasn't paying attention... with some great degree of fear, he opens the box again, and what does he see??
Nine Shumai, stuck to the lid of the box. they had bounced aroudn while he was walking and gotten stuck.
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(If you've heard it before, then laugh at my lack of originality...if not, enjoy the story and try to find where i heard it from...)