Monkeys, tarutarus and Monopoly.Follow

"I'm gonna place a banana to my ear to lure the monkey out of my brain." says the little tarutaru named Pokiehl. He proceeds to place a banana to his ear. A monkey peeks his head out.

"O.o, banana. Can I have it?" Asks the monkey. Poki nods. The monkey climbs out reaching for the banana. Upon reaching the banana Poki swipes the monkey up in a big fishnet.

"Ohhh, you tricked me." Says the monkey. Poki just smiles. "You are a tricky taru. I think I'll give you a cookie." Poki smiles again.

"I can't get the cookie in the net, you'll have to let me out first." Pokiehl lets the monkey out of the net. The monkey climbs out. He turns around and smiles at Pokiehl. "Haha, I don't have a cookie, and you let me out." Damn the monkey.

"What are you going now that you tricked me?" Asks Pokiehl. Monkey thinks for a moment.

"I dunno, didn't think about that. It's boring in your brain, not much going on in there. You think of something." "Do you want to play a game?" Asks Poki.

"Oh, oh, game game!" Squeals the monkey, bouncing around the room. "I do love games, they are fun!"

They sit across from each other at the dinner table. Pokiehl lays out a game of Monopoly. The monkey picks the battleship, damn the monkey. Pokiehl grabs the car. The shake the dice to decide who goes first.
Dice roll! Monkey rolls 783!
Dice roll! Pokiehl rolls 39!
Damn the monkey.

First roll of the dice Monkey lands on the railroad. Damn the monkey. The monkey claps his hands in happiness. Now it's Poki's turn, he to lands on the railroad. "Pay up!" Says the monkey. Damn the monkey. Monkey's turn again, rolls doubles, buy property, rolls again and lands on another railroad. Pokiehl rolls, lands on Jail Visitor. Pokiehl frowns. Monkey rolls and lands on Free Parking, and according to house rules gets the 2k in the middle of the board. Damn the monkey.

The game continues for another hour, monkey has all 4 railroads, both utilities, Boardwalk, Parkplace and many others, most with houses and/or hotels. Damn the monkey. Pokiehl is only in the game cuz he's the banker and sneaks money while monkey isn't looking. But that doesn't last long, and Pokiehl lands on Boardwalk and can't afford (or steal enough) for the rent. Pokiehl loses the game. Damn the monkey.

The end.




What, you thought there was a point? Do you even know who I am?! I'm Poki, I never have a point. Fine fine, Poki gets really angry at the monkey, grabs a nine, and caps Monkey's @$$.

But really, there is no point. Read it in 3 in the morning, it'll be funnier (or funny) then.

/em thinks to himself that he should have stopped reading about half way through. Then decides it was worth it for the laugh.

O_O;;; Wow, Meara... I never even though if it that way... though i was reading it at 4 am... ^_^;;

that's true too... ^_^