People who are willing to get off their to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". ***** off. What good is a darn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No moron, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know idiot, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here moron!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
Now for the things that irritate me a little bit.
While playing in a f2p, people ask me, "Are you a member?" Geez, if I was a member don't you think I'd be in a member world?
When people come up to me in world 1 and ask "i buy ur zammy 5mill", even when I'm not selling it. What makes them think I'm selling it? Wow, even though I'm not selling, yet you still think I am.
When people start following me around sometimes and say "free plz". Free what? Free shoes? Free chips? Are you in kindergarden? Lets be more specific here genius.
You can post things that irritate you if want. If you're going to, keep them CLEAN.
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Well what irrates me are, Stupid people, Dumb people, and Ignorant people. For instance a newspaper headline I read recently:
"Woman fears sound of Jackhammers may hurt her baby"
Picture: about an 8 month pregnant lady standing in her front yard looking at the construction going on across the street, while smoking a cigarette!!
"Woman fears sound of Jackhammers may hurt her baby"
Picture: about an 8 month pregnant lady standing in her front yard looking at the construction going on across the street, while smoking a cigarette!!
well about a eek ago i saw on the news "Local man arrested for sodomizing a dog" and then they showed the mans picture...man must have been a slow news day...
Teens Leaping For Thrills In 'Garage Jumping' Trend
D'Assaro is filing a lawsuit against the city of Orlando and the private garage owner for making little effort to correct a potential deadly risk.
"There was a very, very short length of fence that was completely ineffective in preventing this from happening," D'Assaro said.
http://www.local6.com/money/4239256/detail.html
Sometimes, I think killing people is considered humane. We shouldn't let them suffer in stupidity.
Edited, Fri Mar 4 14:16:56 2005 by Pokiehl
D'Assaro is filing a lawsuit against the city of Orlando and the private garage owner for making little effort to correct a potential deadly risk.
"There was a very, very short length of fence that was completely ineffective in preventing this from happening," D'Assaro said.
http://www.local6.com/money/4239256/detail.html
Sometimes, I think killing people is considered humane. We shouldn't let them suffer in stupidity.
Edited, Fri Mar 4 14:16:56 2005 by Pokiehl
What irritates me most is when there is someone level 40 doing a different job and thinks they know how you should be doing yours.
...sound familiar? :)
Haste please! Refresh please! Poisona please! Provoke please! Nuke please! Rest please! Protectra please!
...sound familiar? :)
When you ask a question, and they do not give you the appropriate answer. Lets take this conversation I had not to long ago.
DRK:"I still gotta buy Mythrilheart, such a awesome addition effect."
Me :"What does it do?"
DRK:"It's a GS I wanna get."
Me(irately):" Thats not the right answer, what does it do?"
Was it really that hard to answer the right question? That, if anything else, pesters the hell out of me.
DRK:"I still gotta buy Mythrilheart, such a awesome addition effect."
Me :"What does it do?"
DRK:"It's a GS I wanna get."
Me(irately):" Thats not the right answer, what does it do?"
Was it really that hard to answer the right question? That, if anything else, pesters the hell out of me.
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