If the world was ran by:
-Mithra's, all dogs would be put to sleep
-Taru's, all signs at Theme parks stating that you needed to be above a certain height to ride, would be banned. The weight restrictions would remain.
Humes, we would have an Idoit for President proably named something like George Dubya.
Galka's, Raw meat would be added to all you can eat Buffets, in place of salad's.
Elvaan's, the size of a Baseball, would be increased to the size of a soccer ball, to give them a better chance of hitting it.
Taru's, any kind of Punting would result in Death. Punters in football will now be called, Guys that kick the little brown ball not as far as the other guys who kick it guys.
Galka's, The Taru enforcement on weight restrictions would also be lifted for amusement parks.
Humes, there would be a McDonlad's on every corner.
Galka's, scientists would work day and night to try to evolve a Female spieces of the race.
Mithra's, string, bright red string, everywhere at all times!
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-if ran by Elvaan, all sweater designers would have to add 2 ft to their 'turtleneck' sweaters.
-if by Mithra, it'd be time to buy stock in tuna.
-if by Taru, grammar classes would have to be revised to add ~taru to the end of all sentences.
-if by Hume, we'd be going to work, school and coming home to play MMPORPGs.
-if by Galka, the world would suck...badly (jk to all Galka^^)
-if by Mithra, it'd be time to buy stock in tuna.
-if by Taru, grammar classes would have to be revised to add ~taru to the end of all sentences.
-if by Hume, we'd be going to work, school and coming home to play MMPORPGs.
-if by Galka, the world would suck...badly (jk to all Galka^^)
If Mithra Ruled - Then let me be the first to reserve a spot as the first Mantrha.
If Galka Ruled - Hummers would be cosidered compact cars.
If Elvaans Ruled - It would be a world of elitist, classist, and religious people. Think France meets the bible belt. *shivers*
If Tarutaru ruled - Zoos would be expanded to hold such dangerous creatures as Great Danes, Dobermans, and the oh so vicious ally cat.
If Humes Ruled - Everything would just be average.
If Galka Ruled - Hummers would be cosidered compact cars.
If Elvaans Ruled - It would be a world of elitist, classist, and religious people. Think France meets the bible belt. *shivers*
If Tarutaru ruled - Zoos would be expanded to hold such dangerous creatures as Great Danes, Dobermans, and the oh so vicious ally cat.
If Humes Ruled - Everything would just be average.
-if ran by Elvaan, it would have taken more then 5 shots to assassinate Lincoln, Kennedy and Martin Luther King each.
-if by Elvaan, Squid Sushi would be the staple of all Baseball players.
-if by Elvaan, a good Quarterback would not exist in football.
-if by Elvaan, Squid Sushi would be the staple of all Baseball players.
-if by Elvaan, a good Quarterback would not exist in football.
For Sports:
IF Elvaan then
In Baseball they would have to expand the strike zone drastically for pitchers.
NFL offenses would primarily run the option.
Basketball games would post new lows in shooting percentage and average score per game.
Hockey... well there still wouldn't be any hockey.
Boxing would be even more clutching and grabbing.
IF Elvaan then
In Baseball they would have to expand the strike zone drastically for pitchers.
NFL offenses would primarily run the option.
Basketball games would post new lows in shooting percentage and average score per game.
Hockey... well there still wouldn't be any hockey.
Boxing would be even more clutching and grabbing.
Mithras - Men will be banned from all forms of public office, business, land-holdings, and rights, and forced to live in "Breeding Camps" : small, enclosed, self sufficient compounds, hidden from the public eye, that serve only one, obvious purpose... Which, by your point of view, may be the greatest thing ever!
Elvaan - The Elvaan would still be the elitist, spiteful, condescending jerks they always are. They'll still talk lowly of the other races, even in front of Sand'Orian citizens that happen to be TaruTaru and Galkan, except now they'll look at you and say "Oh, but you're one of the good ones *Smirk*" . Then, as the insulted character walks away fuming, the Elvaan will snicker amongst themselves. That, and you'd all be forced to drink out of elaborate tiny-teacups (pinkies out!) and eat scones every day. (Now THAT'S fancy!). Finally, there would be a sudden influx of Mithran servants among the nobles...
Humes - BURN FOSSIL FUELS! STARBUCKS ON EVERY CORNER! ENSLAVE THE NATIVE PEOPLES! HUNT TO EXTINCTION THAT WHICH OPPOSES OUR PROGRESS! KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY! THE GOVERNMENT WILL TURN A BLIND EYE TO ALL! IT WILL BE A TRAVESTY, A SHAM, AND A MOCKERY! A TRAVESHAMOCKERY! LOL ROFFLEZORZ!!!!111
TaruTaru - All the furniture makers in the world would have to conform to SHORTIES - Severe Height-challenged (Or Really Tiny) Improvements for self-Edification Standards! All chairs must be built with an height-adjustable seat, and must contain on one side a small ladder with which the height-challenged folk may lift themself up to be eye-to-eye with their tablemates! Technology would grind to a standstill in favor of magical alternatives, and nature would begin to repopulate the environs.... stuff would glow for no reason at all... and Finally, breaking a pickle-weight-stone would receive the death penalty. (^^)b
Galka - GALKA WOULD SMASH!!!!....the downright demeaning stereotype of this proud people! They would reach a state of refinement that none before had reached, speading the joys of family, brotherhood, and kindness across all the lands! None shall be without the warm feeling gained only from a Galkan heart!
...and they would smash things. Duh.
Elvaan - The Elvaan would still be the elitist, spiteful, condescending jerks they always are. They'll still talk lowly of the other races, even in front of Sand'Orian citizens that happen to be TaruTaru and Galkan, except now they'll look at you and say "Oh, but you're one of the good ones *Smirk*" . Then, as the insulted character walks away fuming, the Elvaan will snicker amongst themselves. That, and you'd all be forced to drink out of elaborate tiny-teacups (pinkies out!) and eat scones every day. (Now THAT'S fancy!). Finally, there would be a sudden influx of Mithran servants among the nobles...
Humes - BURN FOSSIL FUELS! STARBUCKS ON EVERY CORNER! ENSLAVE THE NATIVE PEOPLES! HUNT TO EXTINCTION THAT WHICH OPPOSES OUR PROGRESS! KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY! THE GOVERNMENT WILL TURN A BLIND EYE TO ALL! IT WILL BE A TRAVESTY, A SHAM, AND A MOCKERY! A TRAVESHAMOCKERY! LOL ROFFLEZORZ!!!!111
TaruTaru - All the furniture makers in the world would have to conform to SHORTIES - Severe Height-challenged (Or Really Tiny) Improvements for self-Edification Standards! All chairs must be built with an height-adjustable seat, and must contain on one side a small ladder with which the height-challenged folk may lift themself up to be eye-to-eye with their tablemates! Technology would grind to a standstill in favor of magical alternatives, and nature would begin to repopulate the environs.... stuff would glow for no reason at all... and Finally, breaking a pickle-weight-stone would receive the death penalty. (^^)b
Galka - GALKA WOULD SMASH!!!!....the downright demeaning stereotype of this proud people! They would reach a state of refinement that none before had reached, speading the joys of family, brotherhood, and kindness across all the lands! None shall be without the warm feeling gained only from a Galkan heart!
...and they would smash things. Duh.
If by Mithra - Doctor bills would be considerably cheaper due to being able to check if the nose was wet. (i said nose you pervs)
Wevrain, pure gold! Rate up! Everybody gets a rate up! Except me, who always gets rated down whenever I post on the Shiva forums. Stupid troll(s).
If the world was ran by Poki, things would be...different.
If the world were ran by me it would be in total chaos ^_^
That's some funny stuff right thurr. Kramer had some funny chit.
Wrip wrote:
That's some funny stuff right thurr. Kramer had some funny chit.
I dont care who you are!!!....Get errr done!!
rofl ^^ this is great
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