Stealing Sep's IdeaFollow

Sep had a good idea so I decided to hijack his thread hi-jack and turn into a new thread :-). Credit for this goes to Sepukka (sp?)

Sep::>> Not often I agree with Meara but those are pretty much accurate lol. Infact this give me a new thread hi-jacking idea. What is each jobs stereotype?




WAR = All brawn, no brains. Can be occupied for hours in a round room seeking the corner.
MNK = Raging Fists but has a fetish for pajamas
THF = Back stabbing gil taker
WHM = Pious healer who should teleport us all for free and go an hour out of his way to give us Raise III's. Even at level 2.
BLM = Evil. Master of nukage. Can't take what he dishes out.
RDM = Refresh *****.
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PLD = Defender of the weak. Holier than thou
NIN = Suicidal. Blm's worst nightmare for tanking.
RNG = Makes pincushions of the mob. Must have for any party.
DRG = Useless without 1000000million gil of gear.
DRK = Useless period. Like to kill themselves just to hit the mob.
SAM = Skill chain *****.
SMN = Back up healer only
BRD = Useless pre 55.
BST = Mob thieves.

Legal Disclaimer: This is only the stereotypes that I've heard people say of most of these jobs. Myself, I don't care about stereo types. I like Bst myself. Had one who let me lot on Garlaige Coffer Key that he had drop.

errrr...
I'm not one to judge things to well but I just wanna write something on this topic it's too {fun} to pass up!

WAR = I like to wait until the thf SATA's then I run around to where they are! Voke? but I may die! the whm can take a few more hits.... >.>
MNK = I idolize Bruce Lee and spend my days breaking wood boards...I have alot of splinters in my {head} so I wear a headband to cover them. XD
THF = I will steal then SATA heh and if you don't voke off me I'm gonna {Flee} {peace} out sucka's
WHM = I MAY raise you but most the time I have a "donations" {macro} in place... >.>
BLM = HADOKEN!!!!
RDM = I'm the only job to wear a pimp hat...where's my b**chs?
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PLD = I have armor so shiny it may hurt your eyes ninjas can't tank better than me so S T F U!!!
NIN = PLD's can blow me...I kick their a$$'s at tanking they should retire and become a ninja.
RNG = I have wide scan so thf's aren't needed to pull ***** the thf's invite another rng...
DRG = I have a pet dragon...and a spear...I'm cool huh?
DRK = I like to think I can DD but in fact I really just wish I could land at least 1/2 of my hits...*closet blm in armor*
SAM = I use a Seprioth sword! FEAR ME FOOLS!
SMN = Why do ppl keep telling me to summon Shiva?...hey stop staring at her!
BRD = I like to sing...but I have no monkey with a tin cup...just throw the gil on the ground I'll pick it up at the end of this verse
BST = ....(sorry I don't knwo enough about them really)

What a fun board. IF flames somehow startup in here im gonna stab you with a spoon XD.

War= Voke + berserk = mos po'erful strategy
Mnk= I wear kung fu shoes my {Kick Attacks} has +5 damage, i r uber.
Thf= What do you mean this mob doesnt drop gil? lets hunt goblins.
Whm= We have a pl? {All right!} I'm still healing guys just dont look at my character. *goes afk forever*
Blm= OMGoxxxerz freeze eats half my mp and does 700dmg, i rule the downtime.
Rdm= STOP ASKING FOR REFRESH *eye twitches*
Pld= dude i use great sword, the damage helps me keep aggro.
Nin= blah blah whine whine blah blah utsusemi 9k stack whine /cry /sulk
(this is me too dont worry nin! ><)
Rng= Thoods {Barrage} + {Sidewinder}.... {Death}. wtf stupid pld why didnt you take da hate back n00b
Drg= {Jump} {High jump}.. {Super jump}... {Super jump}? why isnt my super jump macro working? They what?! Hasn't SE nerfed us enough -.-
Drk= I am the Whiffle ball MVP
Sam= lvl2 sam:Dude why wont my light self sc work.
Smn= No i dont have fenrir, /remove smn. Aww damn. Hey guys i'll main heal. /invite smn
Brd= ~Do doodle do duda doo doo doo, dunanuna nu do da doodle do~ swishy noises.
Bst= Charms IT. IT is no longer under bsts control. {Death} damnit, i better go mpk to relieve stress =P

War= "Sorry, my voke macro is messed up... I'll try to voke next time"
Mnk= "I'm quitting I never get invites"
Thf= "I AM hitting SATA, but the mobs keeps moving"
Whm= "OK I'm bac.... oh ****! I said afk dont pull!!! aahhhh!!!"
Blm= "The only reason these ******** invited me is so I can D2 them when we're done..."
Rdm= "BRD sucks"
Pld= "Where do I fit in the SC?"
Nin= "VOKE IT PLZ!!12!"
Rng= "I would have subbed WAR for DMG, but since this tank sucks I have to sub NIN for Utsusemi"
Drg= "But you aren't taking into account my Wyvern DMG"
Drk= "Wait til I hit 60..."
Sam= "Ready for SC <call>"
Smn= "What do you mean I gotta heal... let the BRD do that I should be in the SC"
Brd= "Stop moving you n00bs!"
Bst= "Hands down, BST is the strongest job in the game! Now worship me"

WAR = "I can tank."
MNK = "I can tank."
THF = Thiefs do it from behind.
WHM = (no comment cause I'm a WHM and we freakin' are loved despite what you think, say, or go to sleep wishin!!!!!!!) LOL
BLM = Should seriously have Stoneskin on there *** like a freakin rabbit in heat!
RDM = "What part of RECAST DELAY are you NOT understanding?!!"
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PLD = "I am better than NIN."
NIN = "I am better than PLD."
RNG = "I'm out of arrows... someone else pull." AND/OR "(Checks party) ****! Our tank is a NIN, no cover for me! @&^$@& {Disbanding party.} {Gotta go, have stuff to do} /disband"
DRG = Pretty in purple... and that's about all they got going for them. {/comfort}
DRK = There helmet gives them little horn stylin' *** ears! HOW COOL IS THAT! and that's about all they got going for them too...
SAM = Sometimes, when I see a SAM decked out in AF, I wanna play Horseshoes.
SMN = "{No more MP!}" <--- WTF!?
BRD = Line 1: /ma "Mage's Ballad" <me>
Line 2: /echo Kill me.
Line 3: /ma "Mage's Ballad II" <me>
Line 4: /echo Kill me now!!
BST = /shocked that the Beastmaster looks like a harmless little lamb. Baaa.

Edit: Because I can.

Edited, Thu Apr 14 17:01:27 2005 by CrayolaInBastok

<bumping> cause this was hilarious and everyone MUST read it :D