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#1 Apr 14 2005 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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How to keep a _________ busy.


War- put him in a round room and tell him there's a big axe in the corner.
Mnk- put him in a round room and tell him there's a black belt +1 in the corner.
Thf- put him in a round room and tell him Leaping Lizzy is in the corner.
Whm- put him in a round room and tell him there's a corpse in the corner.
Blm- put him in a round room and tell him the Ultima spell is in the corner.
Rdm- put him in a round room and tell him there's a mirror in the corner.
Pld- put him in a round room and tell him there's Nin in the corner who can tank better than he can.
Nin- put him in a round room and tell him there's a Pld with his tanking job in the corner.
Rng- put him in a round room and tell him there's a magical quiver that never runs out of ammo in the corner.
Sam- put him in a round room and tell him there's a better Sam in the corner.
Brd- put him in a round room and tell him Vanilla Ice is stealing his songs in the corner.
Drg- put him in a round room and tell him there's another wyvern egg in the corner.
Drk- put him in a round room and tell him to try to hit the pole in the corner.
Bst- put him in a round room and tell him there's a Dragon pet jug in the corner.
Smn- put him in a round room and tell him Bahamut is in a corner waiting to be summoned.

Edited, Thu Apr 14 09:53:36 2005 by Papawarlock
#2 Apr 14 2005 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
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that's hilarious lmao ^^ rate up !!
#3 Apr 14 2005 at 9:06 AM Rating: Decent
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*searchs the round room for Leaping Lizzie*
*5 hours pass*
*relises he's been had*
*goes to steal coins & slay gob pops B4 they atk a party in the dunes*

Edited, Thu Apr 14 10:07:12 2005 by Zanethered
#4 Apr 14 2005 at 9:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Zanethered wrote:
*goes to steal coins & slay gob pops B4 they atk a party in the dunes*


Hey kill the Gobs here in the Jungle ;)
A complete pain is what they are ; ;
#5 Apr 14 2005 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
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I am only 37 thf...let me get to like...um 45? does that sound right?
#6 Apr 14 2005 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Put a dark knight in a room, tell him there is an invisible pole in the room he needs to hit in order to exit.

Wow with all the whiffing it looks just like an experience party!
#7 Apr 14 2005 at 12:19 PM Rating: Default
LOL, "shadowboxing" DRKs eh? To tell the truth, if they hit most of the time, they would be full time tanking. Though DRG STILL ROXXOR!!11!!!
#8 Apr 14 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Zanethered wrote:
I am only 37 thf...let me get to like...um 45? does that sound right?


better than lvl 26 x.x stupid gobs <_<

in the words of Barchiel;

They're asshats.
#9 Apr 14 2005 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
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SkibumOnShiva wrote:
Put a dark knight in a room, tell him there is an invisible pole in the room he needs to hit in order to exit.

Wow with all the whiffing it looks just like an experience party!


rofl

Sounds like me and my scythe <_< the only thing that really hits is {Shadow of Death} >_<
#10 Apr 14 2005 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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Rdm- put him in a round room and tell him there's a mirror in the corner.


This only works after level 60....but then can you blame us?

(Damn..I want my hat...../cry)

Rate up^^
#11 Apr 15 2005 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Lmao hilarious. rate up. I especially liked war-rdm-pld-nin.
Btw i need some hint i can't find where is that corpse -.- Please!!!!
#12 Apr 15 2005 at 7:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Dear Pyaa;

This letter is to inform you that the corpse is in the corner over yonder --->>>>>.

Thank you for your interest in our corporation.
#13 Apr 15 2005 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
Heheh least some people are trying to liven up the boards.


Rate up!
#14 Apr 15 2005 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
/bump
#15 Apr 15 2005 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
You almost had me fooled! But I know there can't possibly be a Black Belt+1 in the corner because......this room is round.





And I can't find the door....

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020221
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020226
#16 Apr 15 2005 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Well after a few days of running, i died of starving and could Reraise II myself. YAY!!! thanks for the hint Papa now i am free to go around Vana'diel and poke people pointlessly.

What do i win for beeing the first ont to fulfill this challenge? =^.^=
#17 Apr 15 2005 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Rdm- put him in a round room and tell him there's a mirror in the corner.


A true Rdm carries a mirror with him at all times. It's part of our survival kit.
#18 Apr 15 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Pardon the Newb Question but

whats the mirror for?

*waits for "youz teh n00b, l00zur"-ish posts lol*
#19 Apr 15 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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The mirror is to admire ourselves, and to make sure our Aura of Sexiness is still in place. God forbid our hat is on crooked or our hair has become mussed. It's also necessary for the careful maintenance of my beard.
#20 Apr 17 2005 at 1:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Somebody better tell me where that wyvern egg is! GAH!

Maybe...here? No...here?

No...here?...

#21 Apr 17 2005 at 5:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Dear Pyaa;

Thank you for your interest in our corporation. Having finally raised the corpse in the corner, albeit it was yerself, you win an all expenses paid trip to lovely frigid Xarcabard.

A Teleporter will arrive soon.



Sincerely,

The Management of Warlock Ent.
#22 Apr 17 2005 at 5:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Ryld::
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A true Rdm carries a mirror with him at all times. It's part of our survival kit.



While it is true every rdm carries a pocket mirror for survival, after all one must look good even if one is about to be devoured by Tiamat, what I'm offering is the deluxe Full length mirror in the corner.

Full length > Pocket Sized
#23 Apr 17 2005 at 10:26 PM Rating: Decent
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{Hmmmm.} /slap. i spent more time looking for that Wyvern Egg in the corner than i do lfg....x.X
#24 Apr 18 2005 at 2:41 AM Rating: Decent
WHERE IS THIS QUIVER U SPEAK OF?!

SPEAK NOW OR {Eagle Eye Shot} <Papawarlock>
#25 Apr 18 2005 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
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*after giving up on LL he prowls the round room for someone to steal the boots from*

Edited, Mon Apr 18 07:48:19 2005 by Zanethered
#26 Apr 18 2005 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Ryld wrote:
The mirror is to admire ourselves, and to make sure our Aura of Sexiness is still in place. God forbid our hat is on crooked or our hair has become mussed. It's also necessary for the careful maintenance of my beard.


ROFL :D

<_<

*Note to self, must get mirror*
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