Things you never want a "DD" to sayFollow

Ok, maybe we have been ripping on WHM's in these kinda of forums, so heres one for DD's ^_^

- only *****'s use weapons, i use my bare hands (MNK)
- its my turn to tank, i wanna try out my new armor
- hahaha, i keep taking hate away from the tank
- SATA? (30+ THF)
- i can voke pull if you like

I just know every WHM is gonna start posting like crazy, please be easy on the DD's :P

Sry about the double post >.<

All jobs excuses for not 'doing' there job:

"$*@& my {Provoke} macro isn't working."
"$*@& my S.A.T.A. macro isn't working."
"$*@& my WS macro isn't working."
"$*@& my Cure macro isn't working."

Let's blame it on the macros!!

i see those with every pt im in >.>

Monk: I'm all staff, look at the low dmg on h2h weapons!
Drk: I wanna tank! My drain is almost the same as a Cure spell!
Pld: I don't wanna voke! I'll die!
War: I lovez me my whm subjob! It's spiffy-licious! Look ma, I'm a pld!
Drg: Why would SE give us swords if they didn't intend for us to use them?
Thf: Because of MY treasure hunter, I assume all drops are because of me, so I get them! (literally, almost a direct quote from a thf i had once)
Sam: The bradygames guide said spears are better!
Nin: Hey! I died! You guys lied! You said ninjas tank well! Wait, what's Utsesumi?
Bst: If I don't get a invite, I'm gonna mpk you!

------And the best "DDer" quotes--------
Whm/blm/rdm/smn/brd: I wanna melee too! Don't worry, I'll keep curing/nuking/enfeebling/singing/whatever......(one full party death later)......I'm sleepy/my static is forming/sorry, my mom has to use the computer!