Things ye don't want to hear from a blmFollow

Pt leader:> Skill chain is distortion. We're going to Boyhada Tree.
Blm:>> Okay, Blizzaga II for mb then.
Pt leader:> Dude we're going to the Boyhada Tree. Don't use an aga spell we'll get links.
Blm:>> I've got sleepga II and rdm has sleep II just sleep the links.


Blm:> I'm going to sub /thf for Sneak Attack + Flare.

Blm:> I'm bored.

Rng:> Incoming Steelshell
Pld:> Provoke Steelshell
Blm:> Blizz III Steelshell
Pld:> @#$@#$!!
War:> Provoke Steelshell
War:> @#$@#$!!
Blm:> Thundaga II Steelshell
Pld:> FLASH!!!!
Blm:> Blizz III Steelshell
Steelshell hits blm for 300d
Pld:> Provoke
Steelshell hits blm for 300d
Blm:> Drain
Blm:> OMFGGETITOFFMEURN00B!!11!!!!
Steelshell hits blm for 300d
Steelshell defeats Blm.
Pld> .....
War:> .....
Whm:> ::sigh::
Rdm:> roflmao!
Blm:> Wtfu didn't 'voke U n00b pld
Pld:> I did provoke you idiot. You over nuked before I gained control of the mob.
Blm:> U didn't provoke u n00b.
Pld:> Effe this I'm out of here.


Blm:> I'm going to sub /smn and skillchain and magic burst with my ownself.

Blm 40/Whm 5 I'm not leveling my sub job, I'm a nuker not a healer.

Blm:> Whoops! Wrong spell.

In Bibiki Bay, killing gobs, and we get a link.
RDM sleeps the link, we start killing gob #1.

BLM: Casting Fire on gob#2 <insert lame variant "is it hot in here?" line>
me: ???
BLM: Casting Blizzard on gob#2 <insert lame variant "is it cold in here?" line>
me: wtf? we're fighting gob#1
BLM: Casting Aero on gob#2 <insert lame variant "is it breezy in here?" line>
me: what the hell you doing?


Turns out his macro had <bt> in all the /p lines, but his spells had <t>, so he was casting on the right mob, but scared the hell out of everyone else

"I need to skill up my sword"

lol said that in pt, equiped my junior tuck and walked up to the melee's "/hurray motion" 5 checks all at once .... good fun.

I got "What's a Magic Burst?" in Garlaige once.

"Don't heal me, you're making my Drain do 0 damage" is another one that cracks me up. Blms of all people should understand how that spell works.

"oops hit my warp macro lol"

BLM>>>> I'm subbing thief for steal........
WAR>>>> TP 246% for skillchain
RNG>>>> TP 300% for skillchain
BLM>>>> wait a minute guys SATA isnt ready
Party>>>{warp}II {do you have it}

Idk what the hell a blm could say wrong I dont mess with those magic jobs but this did happen to me involving a JP blm/WHM.

I gather ppl from all over but we need more healing. I see a JP blm/whm taru so I send /tells in all translator. HE says no to the invite like 2 times then later approaches me and asked to party. I let him in and the team gets a camp (this is in the lvl 10 range of the dunes).

Pyre was gonna PL us to like 11 so the whm had cure2. I hate PL in parties but I shrugged it off and just said w/e get the whm to 11 then go on man. This also was the day when the SUPER LAG happened. Well the PLer logged off in an attempt to fix the lag...couldnt come back. I say ***** it lets lvl up anyways. So I was tanking with a galka drk backing me up (this was one ghetto booty party) It was working up up till this happened.

Enaz nin vokes the lizzy
Enaz takes repeated blows to the point of near death
JP blm/whm does nothing
Enaz dies
Galka vokes 2 secs after death
Jp blm/whm has FULL mp at the end of the fight
Enaz gets pissed
Galka defends the blm/WHM and says in the 3 years he's been playing he never seen a blm be a support healer in a party...

WHAT THA F*** YOU TALKIN BOUT NO HEALING!?

um end of post I guess. . .I need a editor :P

bump
And yeah... how about this one:
End of party, everyone's tired.
BLM: Yeah, sure, I'll warp you. Just gimme a sec for MP.
PT: Just 2hr, you're going to bed anyways.
BLM: Oh yeah...
BLM uses Manafont!
BLM begins casting Warp.
BLM casts Warp.
BLM vanishes.
BLM: ****.

Sorry can't party. Fishing tonight.

I've had it happen where the BLM D2's everyone, then accidently D2's himself instead of me ><.



Edited, Tue May 10 17:54:11 2005 by monsterzero

Was that me? Because I know I've said that...
That was my answer just because I didn't have time to get into party and fishing is relaxing and addictive.

"You don't need a Trick Partner, just SATA off me and I'll stun the mob until Paladin gets hate back."

Yep. It happened.

"i dont have that spell"
"why?"
"i dont use the AH"

nuff said... /cringe