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#1 Apr 26 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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BASH AWAY! GOD DAMN HACKERS!
#2 Apr 26 2005 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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yeah! what Shinkyu said!

<_< those basterds :P

i mean wtf is their malfunction?

losers. ><
#3 Apr 26 2005 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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RANT!RANT!RANT!*****!COMPLAIN!...

okay I'm done ^^
#4 Apr 26 2005 at 1:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Bash Hackers? Not a chance, that movie was hilarious!!!

"It's got a killer refresh rate"
"It's got a P6 chip."
"It's not just the P6 chip, it has a PCI bus.... but you knew that."
"RISC architecture is going to change everything."

That slays me....

Unless you meant the hackers performing the DoS attacks, in which case, /em BASH!!

#5 Apr 26 2005 at 1:17 PM Rating: Default
Dear hackers,

Please send me a Vermillion Cloak and/or Noble Tunic... or ***** with Leaping Lizards drop rate and make it 2 for 1 or something that actually doesn't **** off the people that play the game you got banned from. (assumption)

Thanks!
Crayola on Shiva Server
#6 Apr 26 2005 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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lol

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#7 Apr 26 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Go Crayola! lol
#8 Apr 26 2005 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
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In addition to what Crayola already requested, could you please kill the all of the people that stand right in front of the zone for the Jeuno Mog houses or better yet find a way for me to kill them? And while you're at it please kindly go f**k yourself. ^^
Thanks,

Your benevolent White Mage...
Salvation
#9 Apr 26 2005 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear hackers,

Kindly play a new game. One I like to call "Play with Trains." It's a game you might like as it involves disrupting lives. Although it would be your own life being disrupted. It's simple. Simply run out into the path of a train going 100+mph and stand there.

Or, if that's not to your liking, you can play "Hide and go effe yerself."
#10 Apr 26 2005 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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/ja "Shield Bash" <|-| 4 c |< 3 R Irteh1337zorzomg>
#11 Apr 26 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
If you really want to get back at the hackers then just crash Lineage2...
#12 Apr 26 2005 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Warlord Lefein wrote:
If you really want to get back at the hackers then just crash Lineage2...


or WoW...
or IGE's gilselling page...
or China...

Edited, Tue Apr 26 16:30:33 2005 by doomygir
#13 Apr 26 2005 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Daim them hackers. They ran over my poodle.
#14 Apr 26 2005 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe they should do their DoS on IGE instead and do us all a favor... that way they get thier jollies from hacking and we get rid of IGE. ^^ win win situation lol.
#15 Apr 26 2005 at 8:36 PM Rating: Decent
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They're not hacking just SE. This is a country-wide attack on many Japanese companies from a number of Chinese hackers.

Google "China Japan hackers 2005" and you'll find a couple links about it.
#16 Apr 26 2005 at 8:57 PM Rating: Decent
Lineage2 is the officiall mmorpg of the Chinese gamerfreak. They literally camp internet cafes to play this game. It's HUGE!

So, if some pissed off FFXIers crashed Lineage, maybe they'd stop.

Or it could lead to WW3, whatever.
#17 Apr 26 2005 at 9:47 PM Rating: Decent
monsterzero Scholar wrote:
"It's got a killer refresh rate"
"It's got a P6 chip."
"It's not just the P6 chip, it has a PCI bus.... but you knew that."
"RISC architecture is going to change everything."


You forgot "Triple the speed of a Pentium."
#18 Apr 27 2005 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Gogeta Extreme wrote:
You forgot "Triple the speed of a Pentium."


Doh! >.<
Good catch.
#19 Apr 27 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent

If Japanese companies are being hacked in Japan maybe that will force SE to move the servers to North America. That would be nice.
#20 Apr 27 2005 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Meara wrote:
If Japanese companies are being hacked in Japan maybe that will force SE to move the servers to North America. That would be nice.


which in turn might cause them to hire more North American GMs...

MUAHAHAHAHAH <_<

Edited, Wed Apr 27 13:08:27 2005 by doomygir
#21 Apr 27 2005 at 2:51 PM Rating: Default
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If Japanese companies are being hacked in Japan maybe that will force SE to move the servers to North America. That would be nice.


(I am Canadian <NA> please take this as a joke)

If SE moved to North America...

-Everyone would be forced to be blonde.
-There would be no character size small.
-Avatars would all be renamed "Bush" to target a younger voting audience.
-{/blacklist} will be replaced by {/curb stomp}
-All daggers, swords, spears, clubs, staffs will be replaced with hand guns and pepper spray
-All NM's will drop Medical Care tokens you can redeem for hospital health coverage

Please feel free to add on... I was bored LFG lol


Edited, Wed Apr 27 15:51:44 2005 by CrayolaInBastok
#22 Apr 27 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
CrayolaInBastok wrote:
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-{/blacklist} will be replaced by {/curb stomp}
Edited, Wed Apr 27 15:51:44 2005 by CrayolaInBastok


That would be great, theres a few people that I would like to use that feature on, like someone I know who called me out on a different site yesterday for no apparent reason, /curbstomp <insertname, you know who you are here>!
#23 Apr 27 2005 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Please feel free to add on... I was bored LFG lol


ok

- Pking would be allowed as long as you were pretty sure they were going to hit you first.

- Galkas and Mithras would be removed for promoting gay and lesbian agendas.

- All BLMs would be removed because they have nuclear capabilities.

- Gil selling would be handled by the new SE north american division, as well as all item selling, where SE would get a cut of all profits. (Everquest anyone?)

ok, thats enough from me.

oh yeah, Im from the states if that keeps me from getting yelled at.
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