It really is true if you speak your mind you will get Karma bombed on these forums. I always thought this was a place to speak your mind and let your feelings about certain situations be heard, but I guess I was wrong. I have prepared a story for everyone, and I hope all of you enjoy it, and it does not offend anyone.
It was a hot sunny day. Oh wait, hot, crap some people don't like the hot. It was a sunny day, not again, some don't like the sun. It was a day. Should be safe there, only stating a fact. I was walking into the woods. Although should I be running or jogging, you know, it is healthier to run or jog, but also more dangerous. I was in the woods. Oh no, I forgot some people may not like woods. I was alive. I need to eat, so I was off to hunt some food for dinner. Ouch that was a horrible one, I said hunting. I was hungry, so I was off to pick some berries. Not going to work either, some people are allergic to berries. I was hungry, so I ate. I was now tired so I walked to my girlfriends house to take a nap in her bed. Oh my god, im not married, I cannot do that, also there I go with the walking again. I must be pampered to have a bed, you know some people do not have beds to sleep in. I was tired so I slept.
Final Draft for the non-offending story of mine:
It was a day. I was alive. I was hungry so I ate. I was tired so I slept.
I hope my final draft is proper and fit to not offend anyone. I believe living in this type of a world where everyone is happy and gets what they want, would in turn be exactly the opposite. So if you do not like someones damn post just move along with your life and or post your "Opinion" why you do not liek it, do not just be a worthless troll that rates everyone down. I say to you "Grow some Balls".
Edited, Wed Apr 27 10:19:52 2005 by LionsFan