Hi all you Shiva-type people!
I've been poking around reading on the various forums where this was spa.. posted, and picked up most of the details of it. Why? Dunno, bored I guess. Anyway, as I am a) Nowhere close to the level to be in a HNMLS, b) Not on Shiva, I c) Don't really give a damn what happens to this Osode that I'll never see. But hey, if ya air your dirty laundry out in public, gotta expect random people to suggest new detergent to use. ^^
However!
I think I might have an idea on how to work this out to everyone's satisfaction. As I see it, there's several issues at work here:
1) Shahla will not be happy until she gets the Osode back
2) Rokugen likes having the Osode, and wants to be compensated for his 10 months in the LS
3) Shahla is personally bitter at Rokugen, most likely because he scooted soon after he got the Osode
4) Rokugen is surely bitter at Shahla after this whole mess was broadcasted to the FFXI world
5) Shahla sees the recovery of this Osode, or assurance of it's destruction, as reflective directly upon her leadership
6) Rokugen, while supported by many people in various LS's, would not want his reputation tarnished by this whole fiasco
7) Shahla has to be concerned about future LS members leaving the LS, and what compensation if any they would expect, so any deals that would be worked out must be made with this in mind
8) Rokugen is not likely to give up a ten million gil item without a great deal of compensation
9) Shahla, given her weak negotiating position (in FFXI, possession is 10/10 of the law), must realize that it is extremely unlikely that she will get satisfaction (Osode traded back or destroyed) without compromise
10) Rokugen, while having a strong negotiating position relative to the Osode, must realize that to a large population of players, his trustworthiness is on the line, and should come to the negotiating table with that in mind
11) Shahla already harbors bitterness towards Rokugen's new LS, as they are a spinoff from her LS. However, given that the LS members were previously from her LS, it is likely that there are members more in favor with her than others
12) Rokugen, given that he left a seemingly successful HNMLS, with the Osode, knowing the issues that would come up, must be very confident in the new LS. Additionally, his RL friend in the new LS contributes to the likely longivity and satisfaction in his membership with the new LS.
13) Shahla's LS still has plenty of people, and is still capable of doing everything they were doing before
14) Rokugen's LS has a good number of experienced HNMLS people, and as such can get up and running on god slaying fairly quickly
15) Shahla's pride is on the line.
16) Rokugen's pride is on the line.
oh yeah and...
17) Shahla REALLY needs some Valium >.>
With all of these points in mind, here is a possible solution from a uniquely unqualified perspective. Basically, the deal will work through an intermediary, and if successful, will make everyone happy (or at least grudgingly satisfied) without hurting anyone's pride. It requires trust in a third party, someone in Rokugen's new LS, but given that these people seem to have known each other a long time, that shouldn't be an issue. Ideally, this should be a person on more friendly terms with Shahla. For simplicity's sake, we'll say it's his new LS's leader.
Please note this is working off the assumption that god pop items are a real pain in the butt to farm for, and a significant restriction on how quickly an LS can make a Kirin run. If this is not the case, I apologize as I am not familiar with sky, but you could possibly substitute something else (or a service) in their place.
Rokugen will trade his Osode in to his new LS leader, in exchange for (most importantly) unarguable right to KEEP the first Osode drop off of Kirin, regardless of whether he stays with the new LS or not, it's his personal property. Also, he gets some high position in the LS or title or shinies or whatever it is HNMLS's do to make people feel special. In effect, it's more like he's letting his new LS "borrow" his Osode until such time as one drops off Kirin for them, at which point he will get it back.
The new LS leader (actually, whoever's on best terms with Shahla) will then go to Shahla and offer to trade her the Osode. This will be in effect an LS2LS deal, exchanging 1 Kirin's Osode for X Number Of Full Sets Of God Pop Items, with X being two or more. As I understand it, these seals (I think they are) can be sold and traded, and as such can be used as currency for the transaction. Ideally, the number will be more than two (because according to what people are saying, Kirin drops Osode around half the time) and way, way less than the number that would actually be required to make up for 10 million gil (because by the rules that Rokugen agreed to, the Osode technically belongs to Shahla's LS)
Shahla goes back to her LS and holds up the Osode in triumph, trading it to whatever LS member is the lucky new storage mule for it. (I still think there's something fishy about that, but people agree to it so whatever) Shahla immediately puts into effect a new LS law, heart-touchingly named "The Law That Sorry ******* Rokugen Forced Me To Make", which states that anyone leaving the LS immediately forfeits all points acquired.
Rokugen and his new LS hop on it, using their newfound seals popping gods and killing em, slaying Kirin over and over until finally the LS pays him back with his new personal Osode. Rokugem immediately heads to Shahla's LS's hang-out spot in Jeuno and dances around Shahla wearing nothing but his new Osode and a Bronze Subligar.
Shahla, after attempting to take her Valium but dropping it all over the bathroom floor in her uncontrollable rage, takes her frustrations out on her gagged and bound man-slave, doing very very bad things wearing nothing but stiletto heels and a whip.
Rokugen winces reflexively as the roughly stiletto heel sized punctures in his back flare up.
So, after all of this is done, everyone's happy. Shahla has her Osode, Rokugen has his Osode, his new LS have all kinds of fancy god-type shinies that endgame people seem to lust after, other HNMLS people can still respect Rokugen for giving up something he personally, and arguably rightfully, possessed for the good of his LS, the people in Shahla's LS will still "respect her authoritah!", the people in both LS's who still like both sides can be relieved that the whole mess is behind them, all of the postings on every FFXI forum in existance can fade into obscurity, Shahla's doctor got to bill her insurance company an exorbitant amount for the office visit where he prescribed her the Valium, AND he finally got her to punish him as the "naughty, naughty little boy you have been"!
On that note, I'm outta here <.<
- Urd