So I was trying to level my uber l33t Teh Red Mage in S. Gusta the other day when all of a sudden this guy named Rokugen came up and asked if he could borrow my Onion Sword. I felt really proud because the guy who sold it to me said it was the best sword in the game. Obviously I didn't want to just hand it over to a total stranger. But Rokugen had a trusting face so I traded it him anyway and he equipped it.
To make a pointless story long, not two seconds later my receive went to 0 and I got disconnected. When I came back up, both my Onion Sword AND Rokugen were gone!!! I know Rokugen did this on purpose!!!
I took FRAPS of the whole incident, but since FRAPS is an illegal 3rd Party program, all I have to show you are these pictures I drew in MS Paint...
(edit: bitmap pictures removed for explicit sexual content)
This is my last resort. You are making me do this, Rokugen. If I don't get my Onion Sword back I'll never be able to get l33t advanced jobs like Lawyer or Pirate. Give me back my onion sword!!!
ps -- my friends all say I should just turn in my Adventurer's Coupon and by another. What idiots! It's not just the principle of the matter.....
I'm saving it to buy a Kirin's Osode.