One day I caught Barchiel in the barn making love to a
. I asked him what he was doing and why he was such a sick person to hump a
, and he told me how he had been kicked out of his house by his
, and that she had found a new
to share the castle with.
Barchiel no longer had any
left in him. He had been eating
way too long and it had started to rot his brains. I felt bad for good old Barchiel, so I gave him a
and went back to his
to be her new
and everyone lived happily ever after.