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#1 Jul 25 2005 at 12:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Priestofthevoid wrote:
A Public Service Announcement from the Kazham Dept. of Health and Public Safety.


ATTENTION ALL ADVENTURERS IN THE ELSHIMO REGION

We have received reports of a new outbreak of Mandragora Fever among adventurers in Yuhtunga and Yhoator Jungles. All travellers are advised to exercise caution when visiting the Elshimo region.

If you experience any of the following symptoms when leaving the Jungles, REMAIN CALM and proceed at once to the Airship dock - the only known cure for Mandragora fever is extended time away from any and all Mandragoras. STAY AWAY FROM SARUTABARUTA.

Symptoms:

-High fever
-Nausea
-Hearing a tiny voice saying "uh oh!" when there's no one around.
-Headaches
-An intense craving for Onion Soup, and a desire to wield Onion Weapons.
-Loss of appetite (except for the above craving).
-Intense thirst.
-Hallucinations of Mandragoras where there could not possibly be any ( i.e. in Kazham itself, Qufim Island, or other civilized areas.)

WARNING: IF YOU EXPERIENCE MANDRAGORAN HALLUCINATIONS, REFRAIN FROM ATTACKING ANY PERCEIVED MANDRAGORAS! THEY COULD INFACT BE HELPLESS CIVILIANS, OTHER ADVENTURERS, OR KING BEHEMOTHS! MANDRAGORA FEVER WILL NOT HOLD UP IN ANY COURT (except possibly Norg) AS AN INSANITY DEFENSE FOR HOMICIDE AND/OR REGIBEHEMOCIDE.

Thought this was hilarious and had to share
#2 Jul 25 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
OMG this made me laugh so hard haha! Good job on that one :D!

" THEY COULD INFACT BE HELPLESS CIVILIANS, OTHER ADVENTURERS, OR KING BEHEMOTHS! "

Haha that whould suck :D

/Shaman
#3 Jul 26 2005 at 10:05 AM Rating: Decent
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ShamanWHM wrote:
OMG this made me laugh so hard haha! Good job on that one :D!

" THEY COULD INFACT BE HELPLESS CIVILIANS, OTHER ADVENTURERS, OR KING BEHEMOTHS! "

Haha that whould suck :D

/Shaman


XD

/em pokes the Mandy
The Mandy hits Chiiru for 400 points of damage
Chiiru: wow this is a tough Mandy!!!
The Mandy hits Chiiru for 400 points of damage
Chiiru was defeated by King Behemoth.

Chiiru: WTF?! It looked like a Mandy ; ;

Chiiru gets laughed at by several LS mates and KB campers.
#4 Jul 27 2005 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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lmao, who comes up with this stuff?
#5 Jul 27 2005 at 1:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Some really board main forum posters.
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