Priestofthevoid wrote:
A Public Service Announcement from the Kazham Dept. of Health and Public Safety.
ATTENTION ALL ADVENTURERS IN THE ELSHIMO REGION
We have received reports of a new outbreak of Mandragora Fever among adventurers in Yuhtunga and Yhoator Jungles. All travellers are advised to exercise caution when visiting the Elshimo region.
If you experience any of the following symptoms when leaving the Jungles, REMAIN CALM and proceed at once to the Airship dock - the only known cure for Mandragora fever is extended time away from any and all Mandragoras. STAY AWAY FROM SARUTABARUTA.
Symptoms:
-High fever
-Nausea
-Hearing a tiny voice saying "uh oh!" when there's no one around.
-Headaches
-An intense craving for Onion Soup, and a desire to wield Onion Weapons.
-Loss of appetite (except for the above craving).
-Intense thirst.
-Hallucinations of Mandragoras where there could not possibly be any ( i.e. in Kazham itself, Qufim Island, or other civilized areas.)
WARNING: IF YOU EXPERIENCE MANDRAGORAN HALLUCINATIONS, REFRAIN FROM ATTACKING ANY PERCEIVED MANDRAGORAS! THEY COULD INFACT BE HELPLESS CIVILIANS, OTHER ADVENTURERS, OR KING BEHEMOTHS! MANDRAGORA FEVER WILL NOT HOLD UP IN ANY COURT (except possibly Norg) AS AN INSANITY DEFENSE FOR HOMICIDE AND/OR REGIBEHEMOCIDE.
ATTENTION ALL ADVENTURERS IN THE ELSHIMO REGION
We have received reports of a new outbreak of Mandragora Fever among adventurers in Yuhtunga and Yhoator Jungles. All travellers are advised to exercise caution when visiting the Elshimo region.
If you experience any of the following symptoms when leaving the Jungles, REMAIN CALM and proceed at once to the Airship dock - the only known cure for Mandragora fever is extended time away from any and all Mandragoras. STAY AWAY FROM SARUTABARUTA.
Symptoms:
-High fever
-Nausea
-Hearing a tiny voice saying "uh oh!" when there's no one around.
-Headaches
-An intense craving for Onion Soup, and a desire to wield Onion Weapons.
-Loss of appetite (except for the above craving).
-Intense thirst.
-Hallucinations of Mandragoras where there could not possibly be any ( i.e. in Kazham itself, Qufim Island, or other civilized areas.)
WARNING: IF YOU EXPERIENCE MANDRAGORAN HALLUCINATIONS, REFRAIN FROM ATTACKING ANY PERCEIVED MANDRAGORAS! THEY COULD INFACT BE HELPLESS CIVILIANS, OTHER ADVENTURERS, OR KING BEHEMOTHS! MANDRAGORA FEVER WILL NOT HOLD UP IN ANY COURT (except possibly Norg) AS AN INSANITY DEFENSE FOR HOMICIDE AND/OR REGIBEHEMOCIDE.
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