ya spam good in the mornings
spam good on my toast
mm mabe Ill take some spam while out on teh boat
spam at night eww no that too much of a jike
mods come get me I like spam
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id like the spam, spam, spam, spam and egg plate please.
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam
Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
Oh spam
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam
Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
Oh spam
ok pokiehl now i really need to ask...
WTF
WTF
its weird al....c'mon, where is your childhood?
<3 weird al
for all those that dont know its a parody song of REM stand and if you dont know that song then get away from me and leave me with my 80's
for all those that dont know its a parody song of REM stand and if you dont know that song then get away from me and leave me with my 80's
; ; i never heard that weird al song...and my dad always had the radio on dr demento -.-;;
Ok... as the foreigner on this thread... someone please answer me...
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EAT SPAM???
I mean, I've lived in this weird country you guys call home long enough to understand the concept of SPAM (LMAO). I know it's some radioactive meat like mixture that comes in a can. I've even seen the can at the grocery store. The day I was actually introduced to spam was memorable. I won't try it tough. No way. No way. No way. That's crazy. No matter how curious I am. Does anyone even know what is in that can??
You can always say nooo I don't buy or eat spam. Well someone does, because that crap is still selling. WHO EATS THAT??? WHY OH WHY???
I have some issues with barbeque sauce too but that will be brought up when the topic comes up. :P
I do believe that America without spam wouldn't be as much fun though LMAO.^^
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EAT SPAM???
I mean, I've lived in this weird country you guys call home long enough to understand the concept of SPAM (LMAO). I know it's some radioactive meat like mixture that comes in a can. I've even seen the can at the grocery store. The day I was actually introduced to spam was memorable. I won't try it tough. No way. No way. No way. That's crazy. No matter how curious I am. Does anyone even know what is in that can??
You can always say nooo I don't buy or eat spam. Well someone does, because that crap is still selling. WHO EATS THAT??? WHY OH WHY???
I have some issues with barbeque sauce too but that will be brought up when the topic comes up. :P
I do believe that America without spam wouldn't be as much fun though LMAO.^^
<3 spam. I think its tasty. It all depends on how you use it in foods.
Hawaii loves spam too. Odd. A lot of their dishes have Spam in them (flashback to Monty Python >_<)
A few other nations consider Spam a delicacy. I think the factory that grinds them out makes over several million cans a day
o.o+ thats a lot!
(discovery channel radio had a special on Spam one night)
Edit: Now I want spam for lunch -.-;;
Edited, Thu Aug 18 11:52:18 2005 by doomygir
Hawaii loves spam too. Odd. A lot of their dishes have Spam in them (flashback to Monty Python >_<)
A few other nations consider Spam a delicacy. I think the factory that grinds them out makes over several million cans a day
o.o+ thats a lot!
(discovery channel radio had a special on Spam one night)
Edit: Now I want spam for lunch -.-;;
Edited, Thu Aug 18 11:52:18 2005 by doomygir
/cheer Poki, for bringing back some damn old memories !!
Ill answer this questions, but it goes so much deeper then you prolly want to go. But ima do it anyways :)
Facts:
*Spam is radio active
*The recipie and ingredient list for spam, is very heavily guarded, in the Presidents underground safe house. It is unknown except by a select few, whats really in spam, but it is widely beleived to be a secret tracking device made up by the government, to track everyone.
*EVERYONE has had spam at least once, this is what makes it such a great tracking ddevice
*Spam can be purchased with food stamps (this is actually greatly encouraged)
*The preservative in spam (the icky looking gel that surounds the actual substance), is the portion that is radio active. It is also used as an ingredient in all atomic bombs.
*Spam can speak, hear, and move if it so chooses to do so. It also has the ability to record your actions, and report back to the government.
* Spam is also shipped to other countries for emergencies, thus allowing the government to spy on them as well.
* One can of Spam containes enough sodium, for a life time supply of the daily value.
* Spam will survive through any nuklear wars, ice ages, and/or rapture, and be left in tact for the next time the revolutionary scale goes from one celled organism to humans.
Myth's
* Spam has nutritional value
* Spam contains meat
* Spam tastes good
* Spam is like a hotdog just a different shape, and without the skin
* Spam is similar to a hamburger
I put Spam in the same category as:
* Pickled pigs feet
* Pork Rinds
* Vienna sauasage
* pig slop
The reason it is always on the store shelves, is because it a government mandate. Tracking all of america is difficult, so it is required.
DONT EAT SPAM !! OR THEY WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!
Quote:
Ok... as the foreigner on this thread... someone please answer me...
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EAT SPAM???
I mean, I've lived in this weird country you guys call home long enough to understand the concept of SPAM (LMAO). I know it's some radioactive meat like mixture that comes in a can. I've even seen the can at the grocery store. The day I was actually introduced to spam was memorable. I won't try it tough. No way. No way. No way. That's crazy. No matter how curious I am. Does anyone even know what is in that can??
You can always say nooo I don't buy or eat spam. Well someone does, because that crap is still selling. WHO EATS THAT??? WHY OH WHY???
I have some issues with barbeque sauce too but that will be brought up when the topic comes up. :P
I do believe that America without spam wouldn't be as much fun though LMAO.^^
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EAT SPAM???
I mean, I've lived in this weird country you guys call home long enough to understand the concept of SPAM (LMAO). I know it's some radioactive meat like mixture that comes in a can. I've even seen the can at the grocery store. The day I was actually introduced to spam was memorable. I won't try it tough. No way. No way. No way. That's crazy. No matter how curious I am. Does anyone even know what is in that can??
You can always say nooo I don't buy or eat spam. Well someone does, because that crap is still selling. WHO EATS THAT??? WHY OH WHY???
I have some issues with barbeque sauce too but that will be brought up when the topic comes up. :P
I do believe that America without spam wouldn't be as much fun though LMAO.^^
Ill answer this questions, but it goes so much deeper then you prolly want to go. But ima do it anyways :)
Facts:
*Spam is radio active
*The recipie and ingredient list for spam, is very heavily guarded, in the Presidents underground safe house. It is unknown except by a select few, whats really in spam, but it is widely beleived to be a secret tracking device made up by the government, to track everyone.
*EVERYONE has had spam at least once, this is what makes it such a great tracking ddevice
*Spam can be purchased with food stamps (this is actually greatly encouraged)
*The preservative in spam (the icky looking gel that surounds the actual substance), is the portion that is radio active. It is also used as an ingredient in all atomic bombs.
*Spam can speak, hear, and move if it so chooses to do so. It also has the ability to record your actions, and report back to the government.
* Spam is also shipped to other countries for emergencies, thus allowing the government to spy on them as well.
* One can of Spam containes enough sodium, for a life time supply of the daily value.
* Spam will survive through any nuklear wars, ice ages, and/or rapture, and be left in tact for the next time the revolutionary scale goes from one celled organism to humans.
Myth's
* Spam has nutritional value
* Spam contains meat
* Spam tastes good
* Spam is like a hotdog just a different shape, and without the skin
* Spam is similar to a hamburger
I put Spam in the same category as:
* Pickled pigs feet
* Pork Rinds
* Vienna sauasage
* pig slop
The reason it is always on the store shelves, is because it a government mandate. Tracking all of america is difficult, so it is required.
DONT EAT SPAM !! OR THEY WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!
lmao
I put Spam in the same category as:
* Pickled pigs feet
* Pork Rinds
* Vienna sauasage
* pig slop
>=O
Spam DOES taste good...
and I LIKE pork rinds and vienna sausage, you butt! lol
acepod wrote:
I put Spam in the same category as:
* Pickled pigs feet
* Pork Rinds
* Vienna sauasage
* pig slop
>=O
Spam DOES taste good...
and I LIKE pork rinds and vienna sausage, you butt! lol
Recent research has indicated that spam also contains an addictive ingredient (Similar to Crack Cocain or Heroin).
Proof of the study
Proof of the study
Quote:
>=O
Spam DOES taste good...
and I LIKE pork rinds and vienna sausage, you butt! lol
Spam DOES taste good...
and I LIKE pork rinds and vienna sausage, you butt! lol
-.-
Im so gonna slap you ingame for thataru lol
Im so gonna slap you ingame for thataru lol
I once saw a can of Spam eat an entire moose. It must have been Canadian Spam. Then the spam pooped out Vienna sausages, the moose must have been from Austria.
Edited, Sat Aug 20 05:30:20 2005 by Pokiehl
Edited, Sat Aug 20 05:30:20 2005 by Pokiehl
i thought it was ham....boy was i in for a surprise when i actually tried some...
and yes, many people think spam caliguan (spelling?) is tasty...i hate spam and avoid it like the plague
and yes, many people think spam caliguan (spelling?) is tasty...i hate spam and avoid it like the plague
How ironic tha glitterngld posted this thread...
Quote:
How ironic tha glitterngld posted this thread...
whatever it is....
I didnt do it >.>
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