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Barchiel's New Rap~~for GoldenchildFollow

#1 Sep 27 2005 at 1:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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I know that no one likes to be scammed. Can't really get your money back and crap; sucks ><. But, we can always be creative. ^w^

I have a new single out!^^ If any of you are familiar with 2Pac and Snoop Dogg's
"2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted"
rap, then you might understand this new rap of mine. If not, download the song and sing this rap along with the lines if you want to 'get' it a tad better. Since Goldenchild wanna get gangsta, I'll "get gangsta" right back at him.

Explicit lyrics, not for kids.

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One of Vana'diel's Most Hated




/cue music

Get outta here
/laugh
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party}
Pump that up G
Ahh **** Golden, you done f**ked up now~~
You done scammed a buncha Dynamis-Bastok players
in the same mutherf**kin' zone,
at the same mutherf**kin' time?
/laugh

Y'all peeps about to feel this
Break out the perpetual hourglasses
and Reraise Gorgets...
Have one on us, aight??


Picture perfect, I'll paint a perfect picture
You bomb a mission with precision--your intention's to get richer
With the Wu T-A-N-G Clan, though it's mostly your hand
It's so lame how you plan all yo scams

{True Strike}, I keep my hand on my bow, cuz this punk's now my foe
Now I'm back on the Shiva thread waitin' for this little hoe
Punkin' Golden, it's fun though it's just a game
But at the same time, this punk is scammin' Codaine
So I'ma strike back, and write another rap hit
While I show Goldenchild I'm 'bout some gangsta ****

So now I got you mad.
Cuz of you a lotta good people have now been had {hmmm}
***** get ready for the throwdown, the ****'s about to go down
Barchiel's about to clown!
I'm "Losin My Religion," you treated them like stool pigeons
Even if you hosted the run, you got some rules missin'
Scammers be actin' like they savage, all out to get the cabbage
It's not too late if it's your rep you're tryin' to salvage

****** starts with a "B", learn the alphabet
I'm sure when your mom had you, she was quite upset
Hell, you were probably born at the vet
Makin' you literally all your teacher's pet
Yo Goldenchild, seems your brain's on Idle
But I'll wake you up, smack yo f**kin' *** with a bible
Don't feel good does it, little sucka?
Ya see, this is fo the peeps that you screwed muthaf**ka

Now lets go back faaaar...
You can test the rest, I'm the best from West Ronfaure
And Gold, I'll make ya famous
Seems you've been scammin' for months, yo why would you shame us?
I live in fear of no 'n00b-elite'
I will always defend these, cool-*** Shiva peeps
Yeah this thread ya better rate it, unless you hate it
You're one of Vana'diel's most hated
 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party}... 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party} 
  it ain't nuthin but a 
  mutherf**kin gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party} 
  it ain't nuthin but a 
  mutherf**kin gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party}


Now give them 50k
Defeat is not my destiny, go watch Sesame Street
Cuz 1+1 don't equal 3
Hate leads to suffering, and suffering is grief
Those are Yoda's words, so don't you dare look at me
I {Mug} and {Flee}, Golden must be crazy, chief
Aint no punkass n00bilicious can outrun a Thief
Yeah right, you thought there was but it wasn't, now run in fear
Bow down in the presence of a real gangsta...

It's like Wasp, Soul, HoCD
Everybody and their LS now know who you be
You gotta have good rep on this game
You probably lost your last shot, because you're so lame
You be doing your job, everyday
And you can tank so hard till your armor break away
Let me tell you about rep, and 'bout the way it is
You see we live by our trust, and we play with our online friends

They say you gonna troll with your account
So now I'm gonna go and play
Riding on my chocobo, tryin' to get to Sky today
They wonder how I live, you don't know
Humpers hard to kill, in Jeuno
Scheming for currency and relic gear
You lied and said it wasn't you, we don't wanna hear
Yo, just answer the question, and don't dare debate it
Or just prepare to be, Vana'diel's most hated

 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party}... 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party} 
  it ain't nuthin but a 
  mutherf**kin gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 
  Nuthin but a gangsta {Party} 
  it ain't nuthin but a 
  mutherf**kin gangsta {Party} 
  Ain't nuttin but a gangsta {Party} 


******!!!

Yeah....

Shiva!!! (echoes)




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He had it comin' ^^


Edited, Tue Sep 27 03:06:30 2005 by BarchielReturns
#2 Sep 27 2005 at 1:59 AM Rating: Good
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Good god I guessed right about a new Bar's Rap in the original thread. >.>

Rate up Bar for the new rendition. :D
#3 Sep 27 2005 at 2:03 AM Rating: Good
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lol <3 "2 of Amerika's most wanted" ... nice rendition Bar.
#4 Sep 27 2005 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
OMG ~ thankyou Barchiel for immortalising me in your/Goldenchild's rap ^^



RDM72/BLM36 RNG70/NIN35 SMN27/WHM13
#5 Sep 27 2005 at 9:02 AM Rating: Decent
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holy crap lol.

Rate up Bar for starting the morn off right for me.


#7 Sep 27 2005 at 10:43 AM Rating: Default
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Quote:
I'm dumb as hell


/nod

#8REDACTED, Posted: Sep 27 2005 at 12:28 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) barch u suck ill blow u away in a rap dont get me started make u look retarted mind yo own buissness our u will be delt wit cause all that talk aint nutiin but ****.street walker bud stalker u and yo boys aint **** but barkers wit no bite im hugry eat u mc like wit most appitite. i slaughter in horrow follow cause i know u swallow u brains to hollo picture this u wont see tomorrow. as sorry as u can be history has been made buy me. dont challange what u cant beat u so sorry u cant comepete i got better rymes and better lines but for now ill l leave u speakin wit my nine.
#9 Sep 27 2005 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Something about Bob Barker? Yeah I really did like that show.
#10 Sep 27 2005 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
hhaah bob barker reminds you to spay or neuter to keep the goldenchild population down...........
#11 Sep 27 2005 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Yo, Hiphoppy. I actually liked your rap after I translated it in Babel Fish. Wasn't bad at all bro.
#12 Sep 27 2005 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
Hiphoppy wrote:
barch u suck ill blow u away in a rap dont get me started make u look retarted mind yo own buissness our u will be delt wit cause all that talk aint nutiin but ****.street walker bud stalker u and yo boys aint **** but barkers wit no bite im hugry eat u mc like wit most appitite. i slaughter in horrow follow cause i know u swallow u brains to hollo picture this u wont see tomorrow. as sorry as u can be history has been made buy me. dont challange what u cant beat u so sorry u cant comepete i got better rymes and better lines but for now ill l leave u speakin wit my nine.


I ran this through spelling and grammar check on Microsoft word. In this short paragraph there are 47 spelling and grammar errors.


Fixed version:

Hiphoppy wrote:
Barchiel you suck I will blow you. Don't get me started. I look retarted so please mind your own buisness or you will be delt with because all that talk is nothing I can read. Street walker, bud stalker, you and your boys are not shi[/i]t, but barkers with no bite. I'm hungry and cannot rhyme for shi[i]t. I slaughter in horrow follow cause I know you swallow your brains to hollow. Picture this you won't see tomorrow. As sorry as u can be history has been made by me. Don't challange what you can't beat you so sorry you can't compete. I got better rhymes and better lines but for now I will leave you speakin wit my supersoaker.


I sit back and ask myself how this person is smart enough to turn on a computer, let alone install a game and reach the final level of it.

Edited, Tue Sep 27 14:33:55 2005 by Proroc
#13 Sep 27 2005 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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hhaah bob barker reminds you to spay or neuter to keep the goldenchild population down...........


Ohh snap lol {Burn}

#14 Sep 27 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
acepod wrote:
Ohh snap lol {Burn}

First Sophus was confirmed, now Acepod. :p

cref. here:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=56&mid=1126189723287126137&num=61

#15 Sep 27 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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acepod wrote:

Ohh snap lol {Burn}



First Sophus was confirmed, now Acepod. :p

cref. here:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html...&num=61



Damn someone should warn us that saying ohh snap makes us gay.

Can i ever revert back, or am i stuck this way?


#16 Sep 27 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Ummmm Earth to Bart, saying OHHH SNAP makes you cool like Zoolander.





And Zoolander DEFINATELY isn't gay!








And it's mer-MAN! mer-MAN!
#17 Sep 27 2005 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
If both of you promise to be good, I will give you back your straight cards. However, I kind of thought I was doing you a favor since you two are always humping, etc in Jeuno and on these boards.

cref. here:
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=56&mid=112714149240897345&num=39

#18 Sep 27 2005 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
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I have never humped anyone! Except that one time. I was young, deseperate, and in need of money. I didn't even have my subjob yet :(
#19 Sep 27 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
haha i always love a barchiel post, never dull
#20 Sep 27 2005 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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barch u suck ill blow u away in a rap dont get me started make u look retarted mind yo own buissness our u will be delt wit cause all that talk aint nutiin but sh*t.street walker bud stalker u and yo boys aint sh*t but barkers wit no bite im hugry eat u mc like wit most appitite. i slaughter in horrow follow cause i know u swallow u brains to hollo picture this u wont see tomorrow. as sorry as u can be history has been made buy me. dont challange what u cant beat u so sorry u cant comepete i got better rymes and better lines but for now ill l leave u speakin wit my nine.


N00b - English Translation. (pg 101-119)

Dude, nice shot. I've been served. Peace. See ya on the flip side.
#21 Sep 28 2005 at 3:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Bar.... You're the man.

And Kramer... I gotta agree dude. Maybe he plays on PS2? I doubt he could figure out a mouse, might try to feed it cheese, or, please excuse this: blaz tha sheet wit Im ninez yo!!!!111!
#22REDACTED, Posted: Sep 28 2005 at 6:36 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) u suck barch
#23 Sep 28 2005 at 8:44 AM Rating: Default
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If both of you promise to be good, I will give you back your straight cards. However, I kind of thought I was doing you a favor since you two are always humping, etc in Jeuno and on these boards.


Hang on, you have me mixed up with Barchiel.

I have a strict no humper policy in game. So i have never humped anyone. Though ive been the humpee many times, but thats understandable, considering how sexy i am.

#24 Sep 28 2005 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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thats understandable, considering how sexy i am

O.o
Ace, do you wear a harness in game? Wait.. nvm; if you're not Hume I don't wanna know.
#25 Sep 28 2005 at 10:53 AM Rating: Default
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Quote:
O.o
Ace, do you wear a harness in game? Wait.. nvm; if you're not Hume I don't wanna know.


/em makes a mental note not to do lvl 30 capped missions with Lawtechguy

#26 Sep 28 2005 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
barch u sux im best rapper i own u and shiva except my boys in it and some others that are friends
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