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So yeah, the other day I underbid on the AH. I got a 9k reaiser for 8k. Oooohhhh fear me! Teh l33t sC@m|\/|0rz
Is someone a little bored this morning?
Oh yeah, and I'm a gangstur. West side and stuff.
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Oh yeah, and I'm a gangstur. West side and stuff.
f u ****** **** est sied wil kick yer asz says me name ******
I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey.
G's up Ho's Down t3h.
omfgzorz u t3h n00bs i iz t3h reel gangsta h3r3 cuz i iz smokign t3h indo n sippingz jin n guice lol i lade b4ck wit m3 /Red]Mind[Green on m3 gilz n m3 gilz on m3 /Red]Mind[Green!!1!one!11!!
Snoop Pokk yo
Edited, Tue Sep 27 17:02:12 2005 by Pokiehl
Snoop Pokk yo
Edited, Tue Sep 27 17:02:12 2005 by Pokiehl
SophusTehNewb wrote:
So yeah, the other day I underbid on the AH. I got a 9k reaiser for 8k. Oooohhhh fear me! Teh l33t sC@m|\/|0rz
Yes I was the one whom you scammed for the 1,000gil on this. I am asking you to please make this right. Please send me the 301,000gil you now owe me. This will cover the 1,000 you underbid, inflation, interest, and punitive damages. If you choose not to respect my request I will be forced to hire Goldenchild Aka Shiva assassin to come and hunt you down. Please do not take this warning lightly.
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Yes I was the one whom you scammed for the 1,000gil on this. I am asking you to please make this right. Please send me the 301,000gil you now owe me. This will cover the 1,000 you underbid, inflation, interest, and punitive damages. If you choose not to respect my request I will be forced to hire Goldenchild Aka Shiva assassin to come and hunt you down. Please do not take this warning lightly.
Excuse me, Mr. Proroc. I represent the Shiva IRS, and it's my duty to inform you of new taxes that will be applicable to you once you recieve the 301,000 gil.
State Tax ..... 5,000 gil
Federal Tax .... 10,000 gil
Vana'diel Tax ...70,000 gil
Shiva Server Tax....100,000 gil
Personal Tax......50,000 gil
Wombat Tax.......10,000 gil
Tax Tax.........10,000 gil
Tachs Tax.......5,000 gil
Underbid Victim Tax.......100,000 gil
Made-up Tax......50,000 gil
Please send it Via AH Delivery, thank you and have a nice day.
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Goldenchild Aka Shiva assassin
/em looks at Kramer and staggers
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take this warning lightly
Done and done!
This one time a person bought my sphene earring for 1 gil when the last 10 sold for 8k. I never cried harder in my life. =(
this one time i bought a saphene earing for 1 gil when the ah price was 8k, small world huh? jk XD
well this one time.....at band camp..........oh no wait thats another thread.
for the love and respect of Goldenchild i have but one thing to say
"Icouldnt believeyoubiatchesfell forthishooklineandsinkeriswear mymommaisdumbbut youguysreallytakethebiscuit"
oops sorry i have failed already i used punctuation " "please forgive me.
and on a side note : wutangclan is an HNMLS recruitng members 60+
send a /tell to goldenchild and have your check book and social security number ready
and live by our motto : got gil: well then you more than welcome
for the love and respect of Goldenchild i have but one thing to say
"Icouldnt believeyoubiatchesfell forthishooklineandsinkeriswear mymommaisdumbbut youguysreallytakethebiscuit"
oops sorry i have failed already i used punctuation " "please forgive me.
and on a side note : wutangclan is an HNMLS recruitng members 60+
send a /tell to goldenchild and have your check book and social security number ready
and live by our motto : got gil: well then you more than welcome
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