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Yes I was the one whom you scammed for the 1,000gil on this. I am asking you to please make this right. Please send me the 301,000gil you now owe me. This will cover the 1,000 you underbid, inflation, interest, and punitive damages. If you choose not to respect my request I will be forced to hire Goldenchild Aka Shiva assassin to come and hunt you down. Please do not take this warning lightly.
Excuse me, Mr. Proroc. I represent the Shiva IRS, and it's my duty to inform you of new taxes that will be applicable to you once you recieve the 301,000 gil.
State Tax ..... 5,000 gil
Federal Tax .... 10,000 gil
Vana'diel Tax ...70,000 gil
Shiva Server Tax....100,000 gil
Personal Tax......50,000 gil
Wombat Tax.......10,000 gil
Tax Tax.........10,000 gil
Tachs Tax.......5,000 gil
Underbid Victim Tax.......100,000 gil
Made-up Tax......50,000 gil
Please send it Via AH Delivery, thank you and have a nice day.