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Congrats man !! Being married is wonderful.
PM me your address, and ill send you all the essential husband materials.
Ear plugs
Plyaboy magazine
Condoms (im warning you children will ruin your sex life)
Key to the ball anc chain
Playboy magazine (yes youll need more then one)
a jar of sanity (im still working on perfecting this formula, almost have it right. I think it needs a little more jack daniels, and jose cuervo, but it still helps a bit).
Hey cool! I'm a bachelor and I have alot of those things already. Although my "Jar of Sanity" goes hand in fist with the Playboys.....
As for the formula, Jack Daniels is crap. I'm telling you, it's all about the James Beam and Coke (or Pepsi for you candy @sses), mmmhmmm.