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Tomorrow is the first time I'll have seen the girl that I was talking about in my first topic "Real life issues". I can't say that I'm relaxed.

I am an absolute master at a Rubik's Cube, one of the hardest puzzles known to modern day man. It has over 10 gagillion possible solutions, and I can solve one from any point in 30 seconds. I know the patterns, the trends, the signs showing of what might happen next. I am a complete master of the cube.

The reason why I bring a Rubik's Cube into the picture is an old friend saw me today playing with one. He was amazed that I could solve the thing so fast, how seemingly impossible it was. The connection between Rubik's cubes and dating wasn't made clear to me until my friend's girlfriend came up and flirted with him. He kissed her, had a good time, laughed, etc. I was amazed at how he was working with her so well. Then it hit me.

To him, the Rubik's Cube seemed like an impossible task, unable to be accomplished. To me, getting a girlfriend was an impossible task, unable to be accomplished. I was an absolute master of a Rubik's Cube, but he was an absolute master of women. Just as how I saw patterns forming in the Rubik's Cube and knew what would occur next, he saw patterns forming in the reaction between him and his girlfriend and he knew what would be next.

The real mind stumper is that I have access to any girl in the world that I want to talk to, and he has access to any Rubik's Cube in the world that he could ever want to solve. However, the girls would turn me down and he would spend hours trying to solve the thing to no avail. If we both have the same capabilites and access to those items, what made one of us better than the other? Simple: Experience. I am eighteen years old and I have never been on a date with a girl. He is eigtheen years old as well and has never solved a Rubik's Cube. I on the contrary have solved many Rubik's Cubes, while he has obtained every girl he ever set out for.

So, I have decided that no matter what I may feel tomorrow, no matter how scared I am, no matter how much I shake or how slow the hours before the event crawl by, I will ask her for a date. If she accepts, I will no longer be extremely inexperienced in asking a girl to a date and I will have a slight confidence boost. If she declines, I will no longer be so afraid of rejection because it has happened.

I am a martial artist (1st Degree Black Belt) and have been trained my entire martial art's life to be unafraid of anything. I had believed for a time that I had conquered by fears. I was wrong. I may not be scared of any opponent, but I am still terrified of asking a girl out. So, I absolutely must ask her out on a date tomorrow. It will do two good things for me:

1.) Give me experience.
2.) Help conquer my fear.

I ask that any of you who remotely care about this topic pray for my success at attempting something I have never tried before. I ask that you also pray for the "yes" answer to the question I am going to ask.

Thank you for reading this far. This post has helped me regain some form of calm.




Edited, Mon Oct 10 21:34:52 2005 by Shaolinz

I am too a master of the Rubik's cube.

Step 1: Take it apart and place it back together completed.

If it fails

Step 2: Take off the little stickers and reapply them so that it will be completed.

I is t3h masterz of all Rubik's and their damned cubes!!

Are you trying to "get the girl"? Hehehe, let Uncle Barchiel give you a few tips.

First of all, she is a girl, a human being. DO NOT see her as something so high and mighty (unless she's either Janet Jackson or Jessica Alba). Even though she might be in your heart, you will be puddy in her hands if you do that.

Second, the first chance you get, GRAB her ***. Girls LOVE that and it helps to break the ice. That's what I did with one of my lady friends, and it worked wonders. Well, actually, I made her grab MY ***, but that's a different story.

Third, be yourself. No one likes a poser, no matter how many records he's sold.

Fourth, GO DUTCH, girls are independent nowadays. Why ask why?

Fif, "F. I. F., FIF!!!"

Sixth, take her out in a car with a big backseat, girls like the space for when it's "shaggin' time."

Seventh, what was this thread about?



Honestly, be yourself, look her in the eyes, listen to her, be a strong gentlemen, and make sure she has a good time. RAWR!!!!!

Once you find the right girl you're golden Shao. That was an awesomely funny post. Just need to find the right type and you're fine.

Remember, no is better than never trying.

Edited, Tue Oct 11 03:00:35 2005 by SirEaglestrike

:-D Good luck Shaolinz.

I know what you're going through, Shao, though I'm not a master of teh cube, just throwing it aqt the nearest object. ; ;

My best friend, for so long, though we talk nicely together, used to hang out a lot before I moved to Florida from NY, and always helping me through anything, I could never dream of asking.

Why? Well, though this sounds corny, I don't wanna even remorely chance ruining anything we have as friends.

So, by all means, go and ask your girl you got in eye, and, perhaps one time, I'll let you know the answer for me, if it ever happens..

Don't let a good thing go to waste.

~Nieko

Jessica Alba is a goddess.

Sophus you need a smack for that! remind me to slap you around the head in game! And good luck with the girl we dont bite... hard ^.~

Have you seen Into the Blue. She is very hot in a skimpy bathing suit the whole time. I was non-stop drooling. She gets more beautiful as the days go by.

I'm in love.

Mohit

I hope my mom don't tell me to keep up a nice body and stamina.

Edited, Fri Oct 14 12:12:16 2005 by Mohit

lmao... i can see it now... the cube jumping out of your hands slappin you and saying

don you ever think about my feelings?? no, all you care about is solving me as fast as you can! why cant you hold me.. and caress me.. and turn my sides sloooowwwwwllllyyyy like you used to before you got so good at doing me xD

heh... i go to sleep now...