Kramer and Xellith have been having an affair. My love for Agirlyman has grown weak. Crayola wants Agirlyman in secret but wont admit it. Agirlyman has taken to Icarus wings for a fix every day. Agirlyman has declined to comment which is suprising really when you think about it O.o Kramer and xellith made this statement "we couldnt be happy we are so in love".
Neorie has taken up breeding Emus with Xinith somewhere in konschtat Highlands. They trying to make the worlds best haggis.
Ladyofhonor has shaved her legs now all the tarus are trying to hump them without fear of a rash.
Hatpop the botter got drunk and dropped everything he had except for a stack of insect wings.
Meara couldnt find that special item and had to buy a new one from the net annoyously.
Barchiel had was told about the bird and the bees and now can see what he was doing wrong for so long. he said in a statement "i was off by just a tiny bit".
Tropicsloth had a haircut after Tinydog decided to put chewing gum in his hair. Torpic made this comment "now not only have i lost my hair ive lost a friend... i loved tinydog with all my soul."
Who ate all the pies? Theraven did. He tossed yet his 3rd phantom thathlum at a steelshell in boyhada tree in a skillup party. He made this comment "at least it hit it this time". Since this 3rd tathlum loss he has since bought out the entire stock of rolanberry pies.
More coming soon...